I am utterly torn, kids. On the one hand, Kristen Stewart is ACTUALLY SMILING for once. This is, like, stop-the-presses level shit here, and I kind of want to tell her she looks amazing just so she'll maybe lose the sullen scowl she's become so known for. On the other hand, there's this dress she's wearing. And it's kind of...I dunno, confusing?
I'll admit it: I was team Debbie all the way. Before we even really had teams. You were just squarely in one camp or the other. I had my side-ponytail with scrunchie, my bottle of Electric Youth perfume, and just about every single cassette tape of Miss Gibson ever made. I sang "Lost in Your Eyes" at my fourth-grade recital. I WIN.
Ryan Murphy doesn't forbid his cast from dipping their pens in the company ink, but he does have a very strict rule against trailer sex—one he says is continuously broken.
If you're like me, i.e., a total perv, you're probably wondering: which cast members are having afternoon delight on those long 18-hour days?