Hit 'em Where It Hurts: Right in the Twitter

OHEMGEE, y'all, there was, like, this Turkish dude yesterday that, like, HACKED into Twitter and stuff!  And celebs were left with, like, NO followers for, like, AN HOUR.  I KNOW.  DOUBLEYOU-TEE-EFF, you know?

So apparently some Turkish guy really DID hack into Twitter yesterday morning, forcing some users to follow their Twitter accounts (way to cover your tracks, guys), and making everyone appear like they had zero followers.

While the masses just generally shrugged and agreed that Yeah, Twitter shit the bed again, celebrities fired off at the keyboard, angry that now no one was listening.

Says Ashton Kutcher: Twitter is being hacked by some Turkish hacker. Haha I have 0 followers. Whew! There's an update from Twitter, 'missing relationships are being restored'.

Said Demi Moore: The Turkish hacker is really doing a number on Twitter wow!

But my favorite came from an unexpected corner.  Baby Bieber, whom I usually just skewer and mock and say, "Hey, Aaron Carter called and said to enjoy it while it lasts!".. that Bieber was actually kind of funny.

Said Justin Bieber: So I woke up here in LA and Twitter has been hacked. Turns out I am no longer popular. Hackers, I send a warning... U (sic) have now p**ssed off over two million teenage girls. They are more dangerous than Navy Seals.

Nicely done, kid.  Keep up the good work.

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Sarah Lena still likes to call 'em Twats.

Comments

[Washington " :x " Cube]

They were tweetless? I am...speechless.

[Amalah]

You win THIS round, Bieber...

[Sarah Lena]

Apparently @iamdiddy (P.Diddy) also said that he would use his magical powers to restore everyone's followers.

I so love celebrities who realize that, ya know, they're PEOPLE too.

[Erin]

I heart Justin Beiber for this. I want to be annoyed by him, but anyone who can make fun of himself gets a thumbs-up in my book.