Another Sex Tape Drama: Guess Which Real Housewife of New Jersey is the Star?

I'll give you one hint:

It's the slutty one.  

Oh, Danielle Staub... We all knew things would end this way, didn't we?

The mother of two, and resident craziest housewife, has always been extremely (read: uncomfortably) upfront about her sex life on Bravo's Real Housewives of New Jersey and now it appears that everyone will be getting even more gruesome details on her exploits.

TMZ.com has gotten confirmation from Hustler, Inc. that they are set to release a 75-minute tape of Staub and an unknown partner in a "naked romp."  Hustler says that the tape was made sometime last September, which makes it a few months after RHONJ aired and years after she should've known better.

Didn't she just have to sue her ex-boytoy, Steve Zalewski, to keep him from releasing another sex tape last June (2009)? You might remember Steve from RHONJ season 1, he was the 27-year-old douchebag with the plugs that Danielle briefly dated. If Hustler is telling the truth about when this new tape was made, it puts it well AFTER the case with Zalewski was settled.  See? She should've known better and we shouldn't be surprised.

Have your gag reflexes toned and ready for the tape's release on June 14th.

  Zalewski was quoted, at the time of his failed sex tape release, as saying:

"Not only does she want to have sex all the time, but she loves the thrill of doing it in public places, where she might get caught. She wanted to make love in restaurant bathrooms every time we went out - she'd get excited and say, 'The people can hear you doing it outside!'"

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Bitchin' Amy is all like "75 minutes?!?!?"

Comments

[Mary]

OMG. Gross. If we have to have a sex tape thrust (heh, I said thrust) upon us, couldn't it have been by ANY of the others?? She's nasty. And not well in the head. I don't even want to watch the show anymore because of her.

[Sweetney]

Today is the best day ever.

[Jerseygirl89]

That woman needs more therapy that RHONY's Kelly. And that's a lot of therapy.

[Jill Berry]

Why did they pick her in the first place? Why have 4 members of one family and one crazy lady? RHoNJ does not work as a show.

And tell me one other ting. Why are all the ladies rocking pink eye shadow? A red head, a couple of brunettes, a blond, and one with black hair all suit pink eye shadow?

Oh and I am so waiting for the Toddlers & Tiaras crossover episode with Gia and her "I'm not a stage mom" mom. Bring on the bouffant hair and the flippers!

[JellyBean]

I can't get past the part where it is 75 minutes! Wow.

[TwoBusy]

How much more awesome could this post possibly be? The answer is none. None the more awesome.

(As is Jellybean's response. Genius point.)