Ethan Hawke Looks Suspiciously Like a Tired Parent
Ethan Hawke looked like a model for the Stars: They're Just Like Us! "miserable, tired, sweaty parent" spread when photographed out with his little one, Clementine Jane, the other day. C'mon, Ethan, sweeten up or just ask the nanny to come along next time, 'kay?
Clementine Jane is Hawke's daughter with Ryan Shawhughes and though she looks adorable in her little girl duds, Daddy-Hawke is bordering on a trailer-park mess in his sweat-stained and spotty wife-beater. The real problem here, though, is that face! Lighten up with the sour-puss, buddy, it can't be that bad, dude.
Or maybe it can? A quick perusal of photos taken of Hawke with his daughter catch him looking equally glum in all of them!
So what do you think, is Hawke really just like us, i.e. another parent not getting enough sleep or sex? Or is that just the way his face looks now? If so, what a shame...
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Maybe he isn't amused by photographers
Posted by: G.G.R | June 24, 2010 at 12:21 PM
Jeeeezzzzzz, there you go making all kinds of sense. Pffft, can't he embrace his movie star awesomeness just a tiny bit? For the fans??
Posted by: Bitchin' Amy | June 24, 2010 at 12:26 PM
Sorry about that! I keep making sense and it's not something I am proud of!
I think he looks moviestar hot in the last two photos with the beret - it is a very nice beret!
Posted by: G.G.R | June 24, 2010 at 12:27 PM
Meh. I always thought Ethan Hawke was one stained t-shirt away from trailer trash. And hey! Lookie here! A stained t-shirt.
Posted by: Jen O. | June 24, 2010 at 12:50 PM
Hmm...perhaps the sweat stain is actually the mark of a pee pee accident from that cutie pie daughter? Been there dude and it put a puss on my face too.
Posted by: Erin | June 24, 2010 at 12:57 PM
I thought he looked suspiciously like a tired parent before he ever had kids.
Posted by: DianaCLT | June 24, 2010 at 02:02 PM
I think he's h-o-t.
Posted by: Keryn | June 24, 2010 at 03:03 PM
He looks like he would smell really bad. But he's looked that way for the past 15 years. Dude is in perpetual need of a good old-fashioned hot shower. WITH soap. And shampoo. Lather rinse & repeat, Ethan.
Posted by: cindy w | June 24, 2010 at 03:18 PM
What do you mean, is that how his face is "now"??? His face has always been that way. Remember Reality Bites??
Posted by: Shannon | June 24, 2010 at 05:30 PM