Heidi Montag Files For Legal Separation From Spencer Pratt *updated*
If these kids can't make is, WHO CAN?! WHY GOD, WHY?!
In a separation sure to rock the very foundation of marriage as we all know it, Heidi Montag filed for separation today from Spencer Prick, er...Pratt.
Heidi packed up her flotation devices and high tailed it on over to the Santa Monica courthouse (where she was pictured, above), filing not for divorce (yet), but for a separation in order to protect her assets.
However, one tee-ittsy interesting tidbit, Montag listed no community assets or debts on the separation papers. What, she didn't have anything joint with this guy?
She could be smarter than we think.
***UPDATE**
Apparently, tricksy little Heidi, shows brains not previously seen by managing to totally screw Spencer out of money!
Montag waited to file for separation after Prick,,,erm Pratt received his last 675k check from MTV. She has penned a deal for a new reality show, which she wants Pratt to have NOTHING to do with. So, unless Spencer suddenly sprouts some skills other than being an asshole, he is SOL.
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A RHoNJ sex tape ***AND*** Speidi officially splits? TODAY IS AWESOME!
Posted by: Sweetney | June 08, 2010 at 02:23 PM
And she paid for her $10,000 worth of plastic with cash? Something smells fishy. And it's not her fish lips either.
Posted by: Becky (Princess Mikkimoto) | June 08, 2010 at 02:26 PM
I am sure those smell fishy, too
Posted by: fluttercrafts | June 08, 2010 at 02:28 PM
Ohhhhh, SNAP!
Posted by: whoorl | June 08, 2010 at 02:29 PM
Is it evil to say that I am totally team Heidi? Not that she is fantastic, but just that he is SUCH a huge douche?
Posted by: fluttercrafts | June 08, 2010 at 02:30 PM
Totally. Did. Not. See. That. Coming.
Posted by: Baileyswedishfish | June 08, 2010 at 02:34 PM
it's a sad day for all of us, just make sure that you take the time to properly deal with your grief
Posted by: fluttercrafts | June 08, 2010 at 02:36 PM
Think he'll ask for the enhancements back?
Posted by: Mary Beth (Cats, Books, Life is Good) | June 08, 2010 at 02:40 PM
I think he's a big enough boob all on his own
Posted by: fluttercrafts | June 08, 2010 at 02:43 PM
Glad there are no kids.
Posted by: MB | June 08, 2010 at 02:44 PM
the notion of those two and kids just scared the shit out of me
Posted by: fluttercrafts | June 08, 2010 at 02:46 PM
You had me at "Spencer Prick".
Posted by: Kemi | June 08, 2010 at 03:42 PM
it rolls right off the tongue, no?
Posted by: fluttercrafts | June 08, 2010 at 03:44 PM
Oh for the love of Mike, when will the world stop focusing AT ALL on these douche canoes? STOP IT! THEY ARE EVIL ROBOTIC ALIENS SENT TO OCCUPY OUR MINDS WITH RIDICULOUSNESS SO OUR BRAINS OOOOOOOZE OUT OUR EARS... BRAAAAAIIIINNNNSSSS! (Then again, I'm the one who clicked on the link... hehehehehe)
Posted by: Katie Kat | June 08, 2010 at 05:21 PM
But who will get custody of Enzo?
Posted by: JellyBean | June 09, 2010 at 01:00 PM