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Housewife Looks to Outsell Kendra in Classy Contest

Ec1270227700x428.jpg I know.  You look at that picture there and you think, Yeah, I'd TOTALLY rather see her nude than any Playboy model.  There's just something about leather that I find super sexy.  Or, if you're more like me, you read that title and promptly fell out of your chair ROFL.  Or whatever acronym the kids are using nowadays.

I kind of didn't want to cover much of this story, in all honesty, because the woman has two teen daughters.  And if you'll kindly think back on YOUR days as a teen, how awkward would it be to see half-naked pics (and by half-naked, I mean fully naked but censored) pics of YOUR mom everywhere?

Danielle-staub-1 Yeah.  I know.  I totally threw up in my mouth at the thought too.  No offense to my mom, obvsly, but still.

But then .. instead of recoiling in shame, as MOST PEOPLE WHO HAVE ACCIDENTALLY AND UNKNOWINGLY BEEN CAUGHT ON TAPE DO, she came out and said that she firmly believes her sex tape will outsell Kendra Wilkinson's.  Why?

Because it features .. Danielle Staub.  You know, HERSELF.

Yes, because every episode of Real Housewives of New Jersey, I find myself wondering, Why not more nude scenes of Danielle?  Why is she always wearing clothes?!  Damn this tv show!

(And FYI, if you're not reading TwoBusy's weekly recap of this trainwreck of a show, you're TOTALLY missing out.  It's as amazing as I promise it will be.  Hop over.  Learn.)

So anyway, I felt the need to spread the word that LO AND BEHOLD we are witnessing the birth of the next great film star.

Sorry, Staub kids.  I tried, but ain't no one gonna keep your momma down.

Photos: Source1 and Source2


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tonya

Is it just me, or does she look like Jillian Michaels in that first pic? (my apologies to Jilliam Michaels)

This woman clearly has no regard for her children at all anymore.




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