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Jack White Doesn't Want Your Teddy Bears

Jack-white-doesnt-like-stuffed-animals Jack White has a request for his fans and it involves creatures of the stuffed variety


In a fit of absolute absurdity, Jack White of The White Stripes has gone and completely lost his shit over....stuffed animals.
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In a recent Maxim interview, White blathered that he does "not like to see animals forced into comedic poses,  finds it 'insulting' when fans send those kinds of gifts.

He said: “I don’t have much choice in the matter – I feel like a rescuer, a Humane Society employee. There’s a majesty to these animals that I want to preserve; I can’t see them looked at in a comedic way.

“Sometimes people get it wrong and it’s so insulting. They’ll buy me a squirrel playing pool or some s**t like that.”

Yes, there is a majesty in stuffed animals that he wants to preserve. Majesty clearly does not play pool. I say in a few years he won't have to worry about having fans anyway so that he can devote all of this time to preserving the majesty of the Velveteen Rabbit.

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Comments

JellyBean

Satchels of gold!

Laurie

HA! I love him so much. He's so weird but I can't help it.

I do not appreciate him equating himself with a Humane Society employee, however. Not even. Fruitbar.

MightayMightay@Brickhouse

No, no, no! He's not talking about teddy bears. Since fans know Jack is into taxidermy, they're always sending him crazy and gross things using dead animals. He's probably tired of sending the stuff to landfills all the time. He used to be a professional upholsterer before becoming a rock star, so he has a different approach to preserving animals than some guy who just wants to show off his latest roadkill. And yes, I know too damned much about Mr. White! Sue me, lol.

Elizabeth

ooohhh THAT kind of "stuffed" animal, now it makes since! I was picturing him going ape sh*t over a disco hamster in toys R us singing "I will survive" ... no no little hamster... you didnt survive...

Elizabeth

ooohhh THAT kind of "stuffed" animal, now it makes since! I was picturing him going ape sh*t over a disco hamster in toys R us singing "I will survive" ... no no little hamster... you didnt survive...




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