Katherine Heigl Needs To Have a Serious Talk With Her Stylist

 A lot of people like to hate on Katherine Heigl. Frankly, I have no opinion on her supposed bitchiness. So what if she is? Bitches get shit done. Furthermore, I think all the haters who say she looks better blond should step to the left. Look, guys, the darker color is not the problem. The problem is that her hair stylist is CLEARLY ON DRUGS that prevent him/her from doing good hair. Observe:

Look, Katherine Heigl's hairstylist, what is your problem with finding an age-appropriate hairstyle for your client? One minute you have her rocking a mess of curls that make her look like the love child of Shirley Temple and Medusa:



...and then, before you can say "I'm Just a Coal Miner's Daughter," you have her looking like a Grand Ol' Opry star from the 1960s:




"You just tease it and make it look like a brown football helmet...with a mullet attached."

Seriously, Katherine? You need to have a Come to Jesus with your hairstylist. This is no time to start being nice. Say something along the lines of, "Look, bitch. I am 32 years old. Not 12, not 60. 32. You will style my hair in a way that reflects 'hot 30-something mama' and not 'mother-of-the-bride' or you will find yourself on the unemployment line. Your choice, motherfucker. HEIGL OUT."
 
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Comments

[ljpock]

Umm...yea...that helmet hair is just not a good look.

[Fawn Amber]

I think she was maybe going for old glam? Maybe? But she ended up with Tammy Wynette. No.

[Marivic Valencia]

You mean the bottom pic isn't Ashley Judd?

[Kemi]

I totally snorted at Marivic's comment. :)

[AllThe.StarsAreMine]

HA! Heigl OUT! LMAO!

[Suzy Q]

I didn't know Miss Truvy's salon was still open.