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Lindsay Lohan is Pale and in Pain. BOO HOO.

Lindsay-lohan Lindsay Lohan's required SCRAM ankle device is really, really ruining her mojo, y'all.  It's very very sad.  She's forced to be pale.  And she's in pain.  So she's - AGAIN - pleading with anyone owning a screwdriver to help her out.  MY HEART BLEEDS FOR YA, LILO, TRULY.

Lindsay Lohan was warned when they put the damn thing on that she shouldn't get her infamous spray-tans.  (When I say "infamous", I don't mean like Snooki-infamous.  But LiLo is a redhead, like moi, and we are naturally vampyric, so any color to her means she's had eight sprays.)

The spray tans could accidentally set off the SCRAM drug/alcohol monitoring bracelet she wears around her ankle.

0723_lindsay_lohan_scram_startraks Of course, to combat this, she's having 1 or 2 visits to be sprayed tan each week.

EACH WEEK, Y'ALL.  And this is STILL pissing her off.

(Methinks that she is looking for anything to "accidentally" set off the SCRAM so that she can get a sneak in there every now and and again, and then blame the spray tan.  Just a thought.)

And?  AND?  It HURTS, y'all!  She says the ankle device is digging into her skin, rubbing it raw, and other crap.  Yeah, um, girl?  YOU'RE PAYING A SENTENCE.  SHOULD NOT BE FUN.  Perhaps next time, jail time would be the kinder way out of this one?

(Also, as a thought: the spray tan might be getting absorbed by the material of the SCRAM and THAT'S what's irritating your skin?)

Either way, Lindsay is trying to plead a case to have the damn thing removed.  Her staffers have claimed that she is "climbing the walls" and "overcome with anxiety" from the device.  Yep, those are surely just side-effects from being annoyed by an accessory, not WITHDRAWALS or anything.  Good call, those who are looking out for LiLo.

Photos:  Source1 and Source2


Sarah Lena would look like a walking Cheeto with 2 spray tans a week.







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ljpock

Would she prefer an alternative of being in a cell 24/7? What a freakin' brat!




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