Quel Surprise! Speidi Split a Hoax?!

Okay, that whole subject line was FORCED SARCASM, in case you missed it. This couple probably couldn't even have sincere bowel movements. Without photo ops, though, we'll never know.

Again, to the surprise of no one except maybe Heidi, the rumor has surfaced that ::GASP:: the split between Heidi and Spencer was, get this, A PUBLICITY STUNT!  I know!

Several of their Hills costars, including Audrina Patridge and Stephanie Pratt, have come forward to say that the couple is "inseparable" and "deeply in love" even after the news broke.

OH NOES, CAN NOT BE!  LOOK AT HEIDI LOOKING FORLORN!

 See?!  That's Grade .. C forlorn, right there!  Look at how her mouth has almost returned to a non-smiling position!  And how she is fighting against those cheek implants to squint her eyes!  SURELY SHE IS IN PAIN HERE!

I know that when I've had horrible marital troubles, I often put on my favorite Juicy velour jogging suit and go sit by a reflecting pool while the paparazzi tell me which angle looks best for "that divorcee look."

Whatevs, y'all.  Heidi's my homegirl.  A girl's gotta make the money, ya know?

Photos: Source1 and Source2

Comments

[jillian]

Dear MamaPop, I love you. You're my peeps. Do they still say that?

Please stop feeding the monster. Just don't report it. I know it's hard to resist. Please. For the children.