Tiki Barber is Broke!

Tiki Barber can't afford the divorce that he has to get because he left his pregnant wife for a 23 year old.

I don't mean to laugh at the misfortune of others but HAHAHAHAHAHA.

Tiki Barber left his wife WHEN SHE WAS EIGHT MONTHS PREGNANT WITH TWINS for a 23 year old intern.

Oh! Then he lost his Today Show job so he doesn't make $300,000 a year any more.

Karma is a real bitch, isn't it Tiki.

You know what else is a bitch? Morality clauses in your fancy tv contract.

I guess you should have saved more back when you were earning $4.5 million a year playing for The New York Giants, eh?

How can you run out of money when you made millions of dollars a year for like 10 years? Can't you cash out your 401K or something? Borrow some cash from your NFL star twin brother? Get another job on TV?

Oh. I guess it is that morality clause again. Have you considered CBS? They keep giving Charlie Sheen money.

I try not to be too judgy (in public anyway) but Tiki broke my heart. He was one of the good guys. I followed his career, I bought his books, I read his autobiography. I praised him in public. I believe that a guy that spends so much time on television talking about how hard it was for his mother raising him and his twin brother as a single parent would have more respect for the mother of his FOUR CHILDREN.

Okay. I'm done yelling.

For now.

Instead - I give you this.

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Goon Squad Sarah has no idea why she lets Tiki Barber get to her so much.

Comments

Boo fucking hoo, Tiki. You are pretty permanently on my shit list. The only reason I have any reason to care if he's broke is if it means his kids don't get the child support they're obviously entitled to.

Posted by: Goddess in Progress | June 25, 2010 at 12:52 PM