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From Bad to Worse for Mel Gibson: Oksana Grigorieva Says He Knocked Out Her Teeth

I'm not sure there is a PR flack in the world that could get Mel Gibson out of the mess that he's in now.  When did he turn into such a complete and total a--hole? 

Tiki Barber is Broke!

Tiki Barber can't afford the divorce that he has to get because he left his pregnant wife for a 23 year old.

I don't mean to laugh at the misfortune of others but HAHAHAHAHAHA. 

McDonald's Is Being Sued Over Happy Meals

Is nothing sacred any more?  Now they want to take away our Happy Meals? (To be honest I'm a vegetarian and my child has maybe been to McDonald's, like twice, in his life, so I have no vested interest in the Happy Meal.)

Naked Cowboy Sues Naked Cowgirl and Man I Couldn't Make This Stuff Up

If you have been to New York City and to Times Square, you have been probably seen the Naked Cowboy.  If not, and you are going soon, for say, Blogher, (Sparklecorn!), put him on your list of things to see.  He is quite a site.  A very tall, well built man who performs with a guitar, cowboy hat and a pair of white men’s briefs in the middle of Times Square.  He has been there for the past ten years.  But now there is a Naked Cowgirl.  And he is not happy.

Chris Klein Checks Into Rehab After Second DUI-Related Arrest

Chris Klein is voluntarily checking into the rehab facility Cirque Lodge in Utah for the next month (or longer) after being arrested on suspicion of driving under the influence in Los Angeles on June 16th.

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt Are Getting A Divorce: No, For Real

The Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt divorce has been reported, and then reported as fake, and then reported again.  But no, you guys, this time, like totally, they are REALLY DOING IT.  LIKE, FOR REAL.

Jeremy London's Lawyer Issues Cease and Desist to Family

 According to Jeremy London's wife, their lawyer is very concerned that all the talk from mother Debbie Nielsen and brother Jeremy will hurt their case. I think maybe the real concern is the fact that the story seems too ludicrous to be true, but I'm no lawyer. Jodifur, what say you?

Dina Lohan Has an Ice Cream Meltdown

Only in the Lohan family can a trip to the ice cream store result in a dispute that requires four police cars and several "official statements" to resolve. 

Keep raising the bar, Lohan family.

Paternity Suit Filed Against Tiger Woods

You had to see this one coming.  No one has 15 mistresses and is careful all the time.  The only thing that surprises me is that the paternity suit filed against Tiger Woods claims that the child is 9 years old.  The suit was filed by porn star Devon James aka Melinda Janette aka Mistress #15.

Charlie Sheen/Brooke Mueller Divorce Documents Revealed

 It looks like Charlie Sheen and Brooke Mueller are headed for a divorce.  At least they have signed documents to that effect.  Those documents have not been filled with the court yet, but seem to be in line with their prenup.

"American Pie" Star Roped in for DUI

If you're like me, (you have great hair AND) you read that title and struggled to think of any actor by name who was actually in ANY of the America Pie movies.  While you're thinking about that, I'd like to say that my hair looks particularly good today, in case you were wondering.

Laurie David Denies Affair With Al Gore

When news of the Al and Tipper Gore Split hit we all wondered why?  Did they grow apart?  Was it an affair?  Laurie David has come forward and said Al Gore did not have an affair with her, contrary to what a tabloid is reporting.

Charlie Sheen's Car Stolen and Ditched...Again?

 What is that old saying? "Steal my car once, shame on you; steal it twice, shame on me," or something like that? I mean, you'd think if you had your car stolen and driven into a ditch even once, no matter how gated and secured your ritzy community, you'd say to yourself, "Self? Let's not leave those keys in the car anymore." Apparently not if you're Charlie Sheen.

Chace Crawford Could Face Up To Six Months In Jail

Chace Crawford has been charged for marijuana possession.  He is facing up to 6 months in jail?  What will happen to Gossip Girl?  What?  I'm totally NOT the only person over 30 who watches that show.

Did Simon Monjack Have Two Secret Kids?

 Whoa. Just when you thought the Brittany Murphy/Simon Monjack/sudden death/mysterious heart conditions/drugsdrugsdrugs tragedy couldn't get any weirder, it totally went and got a lot weirder.