I don't know why, but whenever Tori Spelling comes across my newsdesk/folding table, I like to skip over her. And if we're being perfectly honest here, it's because I feel like she's gone through enough. Eat a cheeseburger already, babe, and I'll leave you alone. But she has crossed my newsdesk/folding table THREE TIMES this week! I must speak on her already!
I'm sorry. Perhaps this makes me a bad person, but I just always assumed he was gay. In any event, this means I need to have my usually-dependable gaydar finely tuned with a quickness. Did y'all know he was dating her?!
Well *I* for one am SHOCKED. Shocked and appalled I tell you! I mean, if these two crazy kids can't make it, WHO CAN?
Only in the Lohan family can a trip to the ice cream store result in a dispute that requires four police cars and several "official statements" to resolve.
Keep raising the bar, Lohan family.
Kathy Griffin's show on Bravo premiered this week, and the disappointing numbers are after the jump. But in general, I think we're all kinda feeling the same way .. isn't there another list this show should be on?
There is something to be said for normalizing psychiatric care, and what better opportunity to do that AND promote the dropping of your new single than the joyful moments after your team wins the NBA championship?
I wouldn't know, but L.A. Laker Ron Artest totally does.
Increasingly interesting Tori Spelling was just hanging around a psychic when her phone rang and she got a call from an angel. Charlie's Angel, to be precise. I mean, if you were Farrah Fawcett and you needed to reach out and touch someone, why not Tori Spelling?
Just when I was sure her fifteen minutes were so-45-minutes ago, Bravo announced yesterday that Michaele Salahi, who crashed a White House dinner last year with her husband, Tareq, will appear in the latest installment of their Real Housewives franchise.
To all the haters who think we report on Speidi too much .. it's like crack. I wish I could quit them. But I deserve my own episode of Intervention regarding the addiction, but then Heidi goes and does stuff like this and don't you NEED TO KNOW?! (Yes, of course you do.)
When Larry King finally disintegrates into ashes retires, which is rumored to happen sometime later this year, it looks like he might be replaced by a younger man. Although anyone under the age of 200 fits that requirement.
I don't know how to feel about Miss "Skinny Italian" Teresa here. In the first season, I kind of thought her to be a ditz. I mean, who REQUESTS that their multi-million dollar home have inlaid-onyx? You were just asking to be made into a bobble-head doll there, babe.
C'mon, Heidi, we know you're gorgeous and have a great figure... but do you have to rub it in? Posing for steamy lingerie shots not even a year after birthing your fourth child and looking so FABULOUS is just not fair to the rest of us.
I kinda feel like I'm ALL HOUSEWIVES, ALL THE TIME, but I can't help it! I love these women! They are my crack! Because they all make me feel better about my (mostly pathetic) life! Jill Zarin is no exception, although in her latest interview, she wants me to know that I shouldn't hate her as much as I currently do.
I know. You look at that picture there and you think, Yeah, I'd TOTALLY rather see her nude than any Playboy model. There's just something about leather that I find super sexy. Or, if you're more like me, you read that title and promptly fell out of your chair ROFL. Or whatever acronym the kids are using nowadays.
I'll give you one hint:
It's the slutty one.
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