Diddy Can't Keep His Diddy In His Pants

Diddy's longtime rebound girlfriend, Kim Porter, has reportedly moved out of their mansion after hearing reports that Diddy was seen messing around last week with actress Sienna Miller in New York. This is, of course, just the latest of the reports of Diddy's notorious cheatin ways. Remember this?

Or how about the fact that neither Kim nor Diddy seems to be able to move on from J-Lo?

Apparently, Kim has already purchased a new home in Beverly Hills for her and her four children - three of whom, Christian, 10, and twins D'Lila and Jessie, 7 months, are Diddy's.

I want to say that this girl is either very methodical in her revenge or a complete idiot, because either Kim enjoys being the girlfriend of a human ping pong ball or, and I'm leaning this way, she wanted to make sure she had three nice fat paychecks before she made her exit.

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[Butrfly4404]

"I ain't sayin' she a gold digger..."

ahahhaha.

I TOTALLY remember when "Diddy" was all "Can't I be a gentleman without bein' accused of sleeping with the white girl!?" (paraphrased, of course). Apparently not, "Diddy", apparently not.

[justzoot]

Ugh. I can't stand that mouth-breathing boo-boo-lipped idiot and hope Kim gets her nice fat check.

BTW, when did powder-blue eyeshadow come back in? I thought it went out with Liz Taylor and Richard Burton's second marriage. I find it very distracting on women of color. Kind of screams Drag Queen to me. Anyone?

[Izzy]

She looks pretty damn good for having had three babies with that idiot.

lol @ "mouth-breathing boo-boo-lipped idiot"

[Karen]

They both make me sick. He's an idiot. He was riding Biggie's coat tails and the only reason he's big now is because Biggie's dead (I didn't like Biggie. This is just my theory).
Kim is just with him for his money. Period.

[tiffany]

ok, i clicked the 'remember this' link, and i went blind from the horrible grammar.
fortunately, my muscle-memory allowed me to click the back button, and i am now safely back in the land of mamapop. i'm pretty sure my vision is going to be ok now.

[Lena]

Tiffany - I know. It's seriously bad. I apologize. You're safe now, sweetie. Here, have a cookie.

[laura]

*Snicker* I'm so glad I'm not the only one who becomes distracted by the poor grammar.

Kim DOES look great, but I would say that she's had a little work, too.

[michelle]

well, it is Diddy if he is goin out with some other girls i still think that Kim shopuld get another house, if she does Diddy will get another girl in 2 sec.