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Meet Joe Francis But Be Careful...

Joe_francis Because a visit to his new website, Meet Joe Francis, might make you throw up in your mouth a little — or a lot.

Complete with his "story" (note all the baby pictures...AWWWW) and a lot of whining about his legal problems, Girls Gone Wild mogul Joe Francis has put up his own web site  so we can get to know the softer side of Joe and presumably, feel sorry for him. *snort*

Touting the launch Thursday of meetjoefrancis.com, Francis writes in an email:

"I'm sure that once you learn the story and understand the circumstances that brought me to this point, you'll be as outraged as I am"

 

Outraged? Oh, yes. Most definitely. I'm calling Johnny Cochran RIGHT NOW.

The section called "Friends" is hoot. He has three pages of quotes about him from all his "friends", no doubt to convince the world that he IS popular and well-liked and not an asswipe and you know, if Kim Kardashian thinks he's A-OK, then it MUST be true.

But the best part is that he has a blog. Granted, it's blank but still, maybe at some point we'll be so lucky as to get a peek into the mind of a real live douchebag.

I'm giddy with anticipation. *yawn*







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Comments

Kelly

he is a humongous tool.

BaltimoreGal

yuk.
Notice all the comments are supportive- coincidence? Here's my favorite, from an "average guy"- "I am a fan of the first amendment and freedoms to all Americans."
?duh?

tracey

He has a cousin named "Weiner"...HAHAHAHAHA




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