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Photo In Search of a Caption

Uh . . .

Christina Aguilera naked nude

. . . help?

The winner will be chosen at the end of the day, and will receive my undying gratitude for making sense of this photo. Thank you.

AND THE WINNER IS: "Having completed the breast exam portion of her Do-it-Yourself Annual Exam, Christina realized she had left the speculum in the car." Thanks, Amber!







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Comments

jay

What are these things and wasn't I pregnant?

The Muse

Somehow, I don't think this is what Paris meant when she said she freshens up in the ladies' bathroom...

Suzy Q

The toilets in this country sure are weird!

Danielle

I am a star. I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star. I am a big, bright, shining star. That's right.


(boogie nights anyone?)

-D

AmyC65

In the long awaited sequel, Splash 2, Madison and Allan's baby leaves the ocean and heads to the city. With no clothes and no money.

Vicki

Improvised Bedet.

Amber

Having completed the breast exam portion of her Do-it-Yourself Annual Exam, Christina realized she had left the speculum in the car.

Jennifer

I'm so modest!! Don't look at my girlie bumps!

Amber

AmyC65, there was a sequel to Splash. It was called Splash, Too and starred Amy Yasbeck.

Trish

I've gotta check to make sure the fugly hair on my head isn't growing anywhere else on my body. Why can't every gas station have a full length mirror when a girl needs one?

faith

I am still shocked that they were able to do such a great job with that gender reassignment surgery and could look at mah boobies and girlie bits all day. But the hair ACKKKK what were those trannys thinking!!

anne nahm

What 'putting undies in the sink to rinse' looks like when you don't wear undies.

Alternately,

"Hairball in your drain? Time to call Mr. Plumr"

Tamara

I don't have a caption, I'm just stunned that she's so tiny she fits in a sink.

Mrs. Kennedy

Oh my god, you guys are making my day.

Lisalisa

Damn, this toilet seat feels strange. Wait a minute, where's the handle? WHY CAN'T I FLUSH?! Must stay calm. Grip boobies for reassurance.

Dawn

Why, oh why, did Lindsey get to do the Marilyn pictures? I would have been so much better...

Jen

Crazy Star Barbie comes complete with her own public bathroom mirror and sink, faux dreads, and real silicone implants. Clothes sold separately.

Cans and Jars

Breastmilk DOES NOT EITHER work as shaving cream.

NJB

Christina's taking "I'd screw the Candy Man" a little bit too far.

chatty cricket

LOL Danielle!

Have no caption, but am unsure of how I feel about her being able to SIT in a SINK.

sweetney

You've heard of back alley abortions. But perhaps you have yet to hear of the back alley pap smear and breast exam. Be afraid. Be very afraid.

Lori

Does this piercing make me look fat??

Mary

So that's what my cervix looks like.

Brooks

They told me there was in-room tanning available!

Suzy Q

One, two...pee!

Rachel

(sing along now) Heads, shoulders, tits and toes, tits and toes...

Suzy Q

*Cristina waits patiently for Miss Cleo to come tell her fortune*

Suzy Q

Mobile Gynecologist to the Ladies' Room, STAT!

b

They think Britney was crazy for not wearing shoes in the gas station bathroom...wait 'til they get a load of this photo!

Lisalisa

What else does the photoshoot director think will look good? Because I'll do anything. Anything.

schoolofmom

I'm pretty sure this is what the midwife meant when she mentioned "waterbirth."

San Francisco Photos

Yes, yes yes! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

DianaCLT

Thanks, ladies! I have to go change my undies now, cuz y'all made me pee a little due to ROTFLMAO!!!!




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