Photo In Search of a Caption
Uh . . .
. . . help?
The winner will be chosen at the end of the day, and will receive my undying gratitude for making sense of this photo. Thank you.
AND THE WINNER IS: "Having completed the breast exam portion of her Do-it-Yourself Annual Exam, Christina realized she had left the speculum in the car." Thanks, Amber!
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What are these things and wasn't I pregnant?
Posted by: jay | March 18, 2008 at 10:20 AM
Somehow, I don't think this is what Paris meant when she said she freshens up in the ladies' bathroom...
Posted by: The Muse | March 18, 2008 at 10:40 AM
The toilets in this country sure are weird!
Posted by: Suzy Q | March 18, 2008 at 10:54 AM
I am a star. I'm a star, I'm a star, I'm a star. I am a big, bright, shining star. That's right.
(boogie nights anyone?)
-D
Posted by: Danielle | March 18, 2008 at 10:54 AM
In the long awaited sequel, Splash 2, Madison and Allan's baby leaves the ocean and heads to the city. With no clothes and no money.
Posted by: AmyC65 | March 18, 2008 at 11:17 AM
Improvised Bedet.
Posted by: Vicki | March 18, 2008 at 11:17 AM
Having completed the breast exam portion of her Do-it-Yourself Annual Exam, Christina realized she had left the speculum in the car.
Posted by: Amber | March 18, 2008 at 11:30 AM
I'm so modest!! Don't look at my girlie bumps!
Posted by: Jennifer | March 18, 2008 at 11:34 AM
AmyC65, there was a sequel to Splash. It was called Splash, Too and starred Amy Yasbeck.
Posted by: Amber | March 18, 2008 at 11:37 AM
I've gotta check to make sure the fugly hair on my head isn't growing anywhere else on my body. Why can't every gas station have a full length mirror when a girl needs one?
Posted by: Trish | March 18, 2008 at 11:38 AM
I am still shocked that they were able to do such a great job with that gender reassignment surgery and could look at mah boobies and girlie bits all day. But the hair ACKKKK what were those trannys thinking!!
Posted by: faith | March 18, 2008 at 11:57 AM
What 'putting undies in the sink to rinse' looks like when you don't wear undies.
Alternately,
"Hairball in your drain? Time to call Mr. Plumr"
Posted by: anne nahm | March 18, 2008 at 12:15 PM
I don't have a caption, I'm just stunned that she's so tiny she fits in a sink.
Posted by: Tamara | March 18, 2008 at 12:26 PM
Oh my god, you guys are making my day.
Posted by: Mrs. Kennedy | March 18, 2008 at 12:40 PM
Damn, this toilet seat feels strange. Wait a minute, where's the handle? WHY CAN'T I FLUSH?! Must stay calm. Grip boobies for reassurance.
Posted by: Lisalisa | March 18, 2008 at 12:49 PM
Why, oh why, did Lindsey get to do the Marilyn pictures? I would have been so much better...
Posted by: Dawn | March 18, 2008 at 12:54 PM
Crazy Star Barbie comes complete with her own public bathroom mirror and sink, faux dreads, and real silicone implants. Clothes sold separately.
Posted by: Jen | March 18, 2008 at 01:32 PM
Breastmilk DOES NOT EITHER work as shaving cream.
Posted by: Cans and Jars | March 18, 2008 at 01:42 PM
Christina's taking "I'd screw the Candy Man" a little bit too far.
Posted by: NJB | March 18, 2008 at 02:16 PM
LOL Danielle!
Have no caption, but am unsure of how I feel about her being able to SIT in a SINK.
Posted by: chatty cricket | March 18, 2008 at 02:46 PM
You've heard of back alley abortions. But perhaps you have yet to hear of the back alley pap smear and breast exam. Be afraid. Be very afraid.
Posted by: sweetney | March 18, 2008 at 03:17 PM
Does this piercing make me look fat??
Posted by: Lori | March 18, 2008 at 03:39 PM
So that's what my cervix looks like.
Posted by: Mary | March 18, 2008 at 04:00 PM
They told me there was in-room tanning available!
Posted by: Brooks | March 18, 2008 at 04:18 PM
One, two...pee!
Posted by: Suzy Q | March 18, 2008 at 04:28 PM
(sing along now) Heads, shoulders, tits and toes, tits and toes...
Posted by: Rachel | March 18, 2008 at 04:37 PM
*Cristina waits patiently for Miss Cleo to come tell her fortune*
Posted by: Suzy Q | March 18, 2008 at 04:48 PM
Mobile Gynecologist to the Ladies' Room, STAT!
Posted by: Suzy Q | March 18, 2008 at 04:49 PM
They think Britney was crazy for not wearing shoes in the gas station bathroom...wait 'til they get a load of this photo!
Posted by: b | March 18, 2008 at 05:04 PM
What else does the photoshoot director think will look good? Because I'll do anything. Anything.
Posted by: Lisalisa | March 18, 2008 at 05:20 PM
I'm pretty sure this is what the midwife meant when she mentioned "waterbirth."
Posted by: schoolofmom | March 18, 2008 at 05:58 PM
Yes, yes yes! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
Posted by: San Francisco Photos | March 18, 2008 at 11:52 PM
Thanks, ladies! I have to go change my undies now, cuz y'all made me pee a little due to ROTFLMAO!!!!
Posted by: DianaCLT | March 19, 2008 at 12:21 AM