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Photo In Search Of A Caption: Tom Cruise and David Beckham

Tomcruisedavidbeckham

You know the deal. Caption your betchy hearts out, and the winner will be announced end of day!

And the winner is... Miss Britt with:

"Overcompensate wha?"

And because they were just all sooooo good, a runner-up, RuthWells with:

"I'll show HER a tractor exhaust pipe!!!"







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Comments

AmyC65

Tommy boy, this is about how much hooch it'll take for me to buy into your crazy alien church, buddy.

Katie Kat

"It's even bigger than BOTH our egos!"

JennyM

All objects actual size.

veronica

"Don't ask, don't tell"

kdiddy

damn. those guys are shorter than I thought.

CP

Is that a bottle of wine in your pocket or are you just glad to see me, Tom?

JD

While the robo-wives recharge, Becks and Tom enjoy sweet libations and the comraderie that only two beautiful men can share.

JD

While the robo-wives recharge, Becks and Tom enjoy sweet libations and the comraderie that only two beautiful men can share.

Suzy Q

Yeah, we're gay. We take it up the ass. You got a problem with that?

RuthWells

I'll show HER a tractor exhaust pipe!!!

DianaCLT

Victoria lied! It's actually as big as THIS! Tom will vouch for me! He's seen it! Hell - he's FELT IT!

schoolofmom

"You're glib, Becks. You're glib. This *is* the bottle Xenu gave me."

Atenly

No longer satisfied with the standard methods of "compensation" - million dollar houses, expensive cars, brainwashed wives, Tom and Becks turn to the next best thing...

Anna J. Evans

"Two d*%$s and a very large bottle of wine."

(I censored the naughty word just in case :))

Peggasus

"I'll let you touch my Malleoulus if you let me touch yours."

daysgoby

Sorry, shouldn't that wine bottle say 'Malodorous'?

'Cause they both are.

Miss Britt

Overcompensate wha?

LauraJT77

Is it me or do they both look like Stepford husbands?

Nasty-Nes

NEW from "SCIENTOLOGY"
JESUS JUICE

daughaj

So, you mean, if I join scientology all this will be mine??
Sign me up!

DianaCLT

Does anyone else think Tommy has had some work done? Seriously. He claims that Katie's brought out his youthful side, but me thinks there's more to it than that...like a plastic surgeon and a whole lotta work.

girlplease

hehehehe, no Tom, you go ahead. you shove it in first.




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