Photo In Search Of A Caption: Tom Cruise and David Beckham
You know the deal. Caption your betchy hearts out, and the winner will be announced end of day!
And the winner is... Miss Britt with:
"Overcompensate wha?"
And because they were just all sooooo good, a runner-up, RuthWells with:
"I'll show HER a tractor exhaust pipe!!!"
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Tommy boy, this is about how much hooch it'll take for me to buy into your crazy alien church, buddy.
Posted by: AmyC65 | April 17, 2008 at 09:47 AM
"It's even bigger than BOTH our egos!"
Posted by: Katie Kat | April 17, 2008 at 10:02 AM
All objects actual size.
Posted by: JennyM | April 17, 2008 at 10:06 AM
"Don't ask, don't tell"
Posted by: veronica | April 17, 2008 at 10:15 AM
damn. those guys are shorter than I thought.
Posted by: kdiddy | April 17, 2008 at 10:45 AM
Is that a bottle of wine in your pocket or are you just glad to see me, Tom?
Posted by: CP | April 17, 2008 at 10:57 AM
While the robo-wives recharge, Becks and Tom enjoy sweet libations and the comraderie that only two beautiful men can share.
Posted by: JD | April 17, 2008 at 10:59 AM
While the robo-wives recharge, Becks and Tom enjoy sweet libations and the comraderie that only two beautiful men can share.
Posted by: JD | April 17, 2008 at 11:00 AM
Yeah, we're gay. We take it up the ass. You got a problem with that?
Posted by: Suzy Q | April 17, 2008 at 11:08 AM
I'll show HER a tractor exhaust pipe!!!
Posted by: RuthWells | April 17, 2008 at 12:17 PM
Victoria lied! It's actually as big as THIS! Tom will vouch for me! He's seen it! Hell - he's FELT IT!
Posted by: DianaCLT | April 17, 2008 at 12:36 PM
"You're glib, Becks. You're glib. This *is* the bottle Xenu gave me."
Posted by: schoolofmom | April 17, 2008 at 01:45 PM
No longer satisfied with the standard methods of "compensation" - million dollar houses, expensive cars, brainwashed wives, Tom and Becks turn to the next best thing...
Posted by: Atenly | April 17, 2008 at 02:09 PM
"Two d*%$s and a very large bottle of wine."
(I censored the naughty word just in case :))
Posted by: Anna J. Evans | April 17, 2008 at 02:51 PM
"I'll let you touch my Malleoulus if you let me touch yours."
Posted by: Peggasus | April 17, 2008 at 02:52 PM
Sorry, shouldn't that wine bottle say 'Malodorous'?
'Cause they both are.
Posted by: daysgoby | April 17, 2008 at 03:16 PM
Overcompensate wha?
Posted by: Miss Britt | April 17, 2008 at 03:27 PM
Is it me or do they both look like Stepford husbands?
Posted by: LauraJT77 | April 17, 2008 at 05:52 PM
NEW from "SCIENTOLOGY"
JESUS JUICE
Posted by: Nasty-Nes | April 17, 2008 at 05:54 PM
So, you mean, if I join scientology all this will be mine??
Sign me up!
Posted by: daughaj | April 17, 2008 at 07:27 PM
Does anyone else think Tommy has had some work done? Seriously. He claims that Katie's brought out his youthful side, but me thinks there's more to it than that...like a plastic surgeon and a whole lotta work.
Posted by: DianaCLT | April 17, 2008 at 09:33 PM
hehehehe, no Tom, you go ahead. you shove it in first.
Posted by: girlplease | April 18, 2008 at 01:25 PM