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Photo in Search of a Caption: Heidi Montag

Heidi_weeps

Oh noes! What's wrong with Heidi? Tell us, dear readers.

(I cannot pick just one! They are all too good.)

WINNAH!

Miss Britt: Ugh.  I just don't know.  Verdi? Latte?  Why is my life so HARD?!

HONORABLE MENTIONAHS!

Suzy Q: The heartbreak of psoriasis?  But, I'm so YOUNG!

baileyswedishfish: Heidi is considering how she can work a spontaneous love-fest photo-op with Spencer into the upcoming Earth Day celebration. Unfortunately she mistook her solar oven for a jacket and her brain is now medium well and ready for basting.







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Comments

Sils

Oh woe iz me, Spencer is being a prat again.


(I can't be the only one reveling in the irony of his last name's homonym?)

veronica

"Math is hard"

Amber

"Why couldn't he make them plumper? I specifically asked my surgeon for size D lips! These are clearly only Bs. God I need a mocha"

veronica

P.S. to my caption

"1994 - Teen Talk Barbie speaks the phrase "Math is hard!" The doll becomes the flashpoint in a national discussion on girls and education."

Just something that has always made me laugh for some reason!

amanda

"Agghhh - sun + shiny metallic jacket = ow ow ow blinding pain"

Miss Britt

Ugh. I just don't know. Verdi? Latte? Why is my life so HARD?!

Allison

Heidi realizes the only thing that would have made her "music video" better...more jazz hands.

Account Deleted

"The 80s AREN'T back? Damn you, Spencer!"

Cheers,
filmfangirl

Suzy Q

The heartbreak of psoriasis? But, I'm so YOUNG!

Kim

Wah! MamaPop used Lauren's picture for the photo caption contest before mine!

Nic

Her metallic jacket is conducting the heat to cook her internal organs. Burning liver fucking hurts.

Jen O.

I'll probably get more screen time if I cry more. Does this look believable?

Jen

My Member's Only metallic jacket seemed like a great idea this morning...what was I thinking??

Baileyswedishfish

Recent reports about Botox migrating from the face to the brain have been confirmed.

baileyswedishfish

Heidi is concidering how she can work a spontaneous love-fest photo-op with Spencer into the upcoming Earth Day celebration. Unfortunately she mistook her solar oven for a jacket and her brain is now medium well and ready for basting.

Real Susie

"Are they looking? Is he taking a picture?? YES! Another US Weekly cover!"

DianaCLT

Does this look believable? Hand to forehead, but not so much that my face is hidden. A single teardrop hanging off my chin, but no evidence of snot. Face contorted in agony, but not so that I have that "Ugly Crying Face" Oprah is always referring to. The Paps are gonna eat this up!

Lindsay

I knew I shouldn't have worn my mylar jacket in the sun!

Baileyswedishfish

"My boyfriend is SUCH a prat!"


Brandy

Why do I keep letting Spencer convince me that vegetables are IN? Oh crap, maybe he meant I should EAT a baked potato??

Jennifer

But what do you MEAN I can't sing?? I, like, tried really hard and Spencer PROMISED I'd have a number 1 single!!! Maybe fake tears will bump it from 1200 to 1199!!

Kelly

Omg...I can't listen anymore turn it off, turn it off. Why didn't anyone tell me I was suck a bad singer

sweetney

(sob) metallic bomber jacket and stone-washed denim? (sob) WHAT WAS I THINKING?!?

FabGirl

With Spencer out of the picture, Heidi had to think for herself. AND. IT. JUST. FUCKING. HURTS.

JellyBean

"OMG! 14 minutes, 99 seconds ..."

Amalah

*choking with laughter and heidi-tears over captions so far*

jooshy

Oh this pimple is so big what do I do?

jooshy

Oh this pimple is so big what do I do?

Miss Britt

YAY!!! I have been waiting to use this acceptance speech forEVER!!

(Is that music I hear? Already?!?!)

Suzy Q

Congrats, Miss Britt!

I got Honorable Mentionah! Yay!

baileyswedishfish

Congrats Miss Britt!

I'm happy with honorable mention!!!




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