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Robin Williams: Ewww

Robinwilliamseww_2 I don't want to be labelled ageist or misandrist or heightist or hirsutist, but I'm going to risk it here: why, for the love of Garp, would any woman want to sleep with Robin Williams? Seriously. I mean, he's a squat, hairy (really hairy) little man who has been having a mid-life crisis since, like, the late eighties. He once left his wife for the nanny, and he looks like he sweats heavily. So, seriously, why would you go for that?

Especially, you know, if you're 27 years old and 'that' is your friend's dad, a man who is still with the nanny  that he left his previous wife for and, again, probably very sweaty.

I don't care if he's the world's most super-awesomest comedian (which, really, is he? Did he ever really exceed the promise of his Mork years?). He's icky, full stop. So, like, why would some friend of his daughter's - 27 year-old Charlotte Filbert - hook up with him, and hook up with him enthusiastically enough to induce him to leave yet another wife?

Is he really just that funny? So funny that women just overlook the literal and figurative trollishness and drop their panties for him? Because if that's true, I am going to make a point of never seeing him perform live. Seriously. I'm just not willing to take that risk.

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Comments

DianaCLT

Apparently this 27 year old slut (and a slut with bad taste, no less!) took a lesson or two from Brooke Hogan's BFF that slept with Hulk.

cindy w

I have seen Robin Williams live, and yes, he was funny. But not panty-dropping funny. Eww. No way.

Deb on the Rocks

I'm betting he has oral sex skills. The only explanation.

Amber

I'm betting he has oral sex skills. The only explanation.

If by "oral sex skills" you mean FAT WADS OF CASH, then yeah, that's completely it.

Amanda

There is not enough Nair in the world... He's just icky all the way around.




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