
Clay Aiken, Father-to-Be
Us Weekly and TMZ are reporting that Clay Aiken's producer/roommate/best friend Jaymes Foster is carrying his baby, after having been artificially inseminated. Witness:
Idol Clay Aiken’s producer is pregnant with his child, TMZ.com reports.
Jaymes Foster (who is reportedly in her late 40s) was artificial inseminated with the 29-year-old singer’s sperm, according to the report.
Aiken lives with Foster – described as his “best friend” – when he’s in L.A. and plans to be involved with parenting their child, TMZ reports.
The crooner has consistently avoided questions about his sexuality.
“People don’t want to have that type of stuff pushed, people who are living in Omaha or in Charlotte or wherever,” Aiken told Access Hollywood last month.
“They don’t want stuff like that pushed in their face,” he added. “I don’t think that’s necessary and that’s also not what I’m here for. I mean, I went on Idol to be a singer, I went on Idol to be an entertainer and that’s what my priority is.”
Congrats? I guess? I mean, this is a damn sight less horrifying than when someone voluntarily took Michael Jackson's seed into her womb. I just deeply hope Ms. Foster is carrying less pasty and bizarre-grin-tastic DNA than the child's father.
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WHAT? WHAT WHAT WHAT? (head explodes)
Posted by: sweetney | May 29, 2008 at 03:35 PM
I know. I'm going to be processing this for quite some time.
Posted by: disnazzio | May 29, 2008 at 03:39 PM
At least a plastic-surgeried face isn't genetically transferable...
Posted by: Meaghan | May 29, 2008 at 03:42 PM
*joins with the exploding heads*
Posted by: Suzy Q | May 29, 2008 at 03:49 PM
Yeah. We totally know he didn't put the lime n the coconut himself.
Posted by: Nicki | May 29, 2008 at 04:08 PM
Lime in coconut!!!! ROTFLMAO!!!!!! Absolutely disgusting visual, but great wording!!!
How about putting the pig in the blanket? I don't think he can get any pastier, but I'm sure the mere idea would finally remove that goofy-ass grin off his face in a violent way - I think it would literally fall off!
Posted by: DianaCLT | May 29, 2008 at 04:18 PM
OK? Clay is having a baby with someone named Jaymes and it's a WOMAN? Didn't see that coming.
I read this from the Fug Girls earlier today- "putting the sausage on the grill".
Posted by: BaltimoreGal | May 29, 2008 at 04:21 PM
Does he remind anyone else of Barry Manilow? Or is it just me?
Posted by: Sils | May 29, 2008 at 04:40 PM
"29-year-old singer’s sperm"
OHMYGODNONONONONO BAD DIRTY WRONG
Posted by: kdiddy | May 29, 2008 at 04:40 PM
For the longest time, I thought that Clay Aiken looked like Lindsey Lohan. Not so much in the above picture, but sometimes, when there's not so much fake'n'bake on either of them - and they're both wearing their lipgloss...they've never been in the same place twice that I can remember.
Posted by: KatieMick | May 29, 2008 at 05:12 PM
Hold me, baby Jesus.
Posted by: Marmite Breath | May 29, 2008 at 05:20 PM
Let us not speak of Clay Aiken's sperm again, shall we not? thnx.
Posted by: Jenny | May 29, 2008 at 05:53 PM
Um. Whoa.
Posted by: Rebecca | May 29, 2008 at 08:09 PM
Someone please please please put up a new post so that this face is not the first thing we see when Mamapop comes up...
Thankx you.
Posted by: Missie | May 29, 2008 at 09:38 PM
KatieMick, I totally agree with you on the Lohan-Aiken look-alike thing.
Posted by: JD | May 29, 2008 at 09:43 PM
'Jaymes.' Isn't that a boy's name? (ok, ok, I am being childish)
Posted by: joy | May 30, 2008 at 06:16 AM
EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. That's just... creepy. And I heard she's over 50.
Plus, EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!
Please god may I never hear Clay Aiken's name and "sperm" in the same sentence ever again.
Posted by: Katie Kat | May 30, 2008 at 09:45 AM
I love it when someone says something is a "damn sight" better or worse than something else. Reminds of Col. Potter on MASH.
Posted by: Melizzard | May 30, 2008 at 10:39 AM
Every single part of this is blowing my mind.
Posted by: Alex | May 30, 2008 at 11:19 AM
The only thing bothering me more than the mention of Clay Aiken's sperm is Clay Aiken's resemblence to Annette Bening. It's very striking.
Posted by: Dana Whitaker | May 30, 2008 at 04:31 PM
Needs to star in the next Lord Of The Rings sequel!
Posted by: San Francisco Photos | June 02, 2008 at 02:12 AM
I hope they aren't just doing this to squash the gay rumors. Because that wouldn't even sort of work without them first lying and saying they "totally had sex with each other".
Also...WTF?
(And dude, not fair for this poor little baby.)
Posted by: Isabel | June 02, 2008 at 02:30 PM
In your opinion, what's the best movie ever created?
Posted by: talapoku | August 07, 2008 at 09:39 AM