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Madonna on the Way to Trial Separation?

Guy_madonnaThe tugboat of gossip has run aground on rumor beach, where we find Madonna and Guy Ritchie sunbathing on separate towels. The Daily Mail today posted a two-mile-long article that teases apart the fraying threads of Madge's slowly unraveling marriage to her formerly-interesting filmmaker husband.

The two are pictured recently at Cannes, where rumor has it that Guy was stuffed into a tuxedo and wheeled out like a prop husband for a screening of Madonna's heartfelt new documentary about orphans in Malawi.

He was probably just bored because her movie was full of women and children, and she refused to let Benecio del Toro do a cameo as a gun-toting Orthodox Jew.

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According to the Mail, Madonna's sick of arguing about "everything" with tough Guy, who remains ten years younger than his wife and enjoys spending his weekends alone. Allegedly they pull out their BlackBerrys and text each other from separate bedrooms at night. Other crimes: he drinks too much for her taste, and he hit the roof when she started making noises about adopting another child.

Fella just wants to make sexy gangster movies and be left alone, obviously. His new film coming out in October, called RocknRolla, stars Gerard Butler and Jeremy "No Longer In Cusack's Shadow" Piven in a hilarious story about Russian mobsters fighting over who gets the last chocolate biscuit. No, it's something about real estate. Let's hope it works, Guy needs a hit to make up for the years he lost being Madonna's Best Boy.

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Inventing Matilda

Perhaps we will all wait for the obligatory statement about how the couple will remain the best of friends and attend each other's next weddings.

To throw my Rumor Mill hat in the ring: She has better arms and is able to text faster during their late night texting bouts.

Izzy

I think he's gonna divorce her over that dress.




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