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Paris Hilton Takes the Mature Route, Smokes and Drinks to End Pregnancy Rumors

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Paris Hilton was out partying with fellow cast members of her new reality show Paris Hilton's My New BFF.* Onlookers cheered as blondes in animal prints participated in the traditional "OM NOM NOM UR FACE" ritual.

Bonus: Paris quashed those half-assed pregnancy rumors by drinking and smoking throughout the night. She'll do anything to maintain the integrity of her reputation, even if she has to get drunk doing it. These are the sacrifices that "aristocratic" "ladies" make, my friends. We touched on the pregnancy rumors last week, and the lesson that we can take away from all of this is that the high-waisted non-maternity shirts and dresses that are so trendy at the moment...just look like maternity clothes and they make you look pregnant. So, fashion industry, let's move on, shall we?

* Just typing that sentence made my IQ plummet.







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Comments

Nic

Do you really think a pregnancy would stop Paris from drinking and smoking? I'm pretty sure her mother didn't when she was pregnant with her. How else would she sustain her body?

(Look at me, so mature, I didn't make any protein supplement comments!)

Heidi

I am SO with you about hating the non-maternity clothes that look like maternity clothes. Those clothes make some of us who recently had babies look like we are still pregnant. Grrr and boo!




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