I Can Has Zombie Loave?

We've all heard about the inevitable zombie apocalypse. You've made your Zombie Plan, you've created your Zombie Survival Kit, you've cross-referenced fast moving vs. slow moving cranium chompers. You're prepared! No problem!

You're also probably doomed. Stop fooling yourself.

So what to do when you finally succumb to the imminent undead invasion? Don't despair. You can always place a personal ad. You know, just because you're part of the brain-nomming undead doesn't mean you don't deserve love.

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