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Friday Eye Candy: My Gay Boyfriend Edition

It's not that we want these guys to ungay themselves. And it's not that we want to force ourselves upon them (or that we would admit, while sober, to wanting to do so). It's just that, you know, it would be nice if there existed, somewhere, an alternate parallel universe where these totally hottacular gay men could be our totally gay boyfriends and that that would work out somehow.

Anyhoo. *COUGH*

You get to pick just one to be the Totally Gay Boyfriend Mascot for MamaPop. Because we can dream, right?

Ecbarney

Neil Patrick Harris. DUH.

Ecandersoncooper

Anderson Cooper. Double-DUH. (I know, he's kind of a maybe-gay boyfriend. The kind that won't say he's NOT gay. Which eligiblizes - that is SO a word - him for this list.)

Ectomford

Tom Ford. (*wiping little trail of drool from corner of mouth*)

Ecrickmercer

Rick Mercer. (Totally obscure, I know. He's Canada's answer to Jon Stewart, sort of. So, imagine a gay, Canadian Jon Stewart with really, really cute hair.)

(OK, so Jon Stewart's hair is already cute. Whatevs. He's neither gay nor Canadian. So.)

Vote and/or submit your own nominations in comments. AND NO FIGHTING. They're all mine.







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Comments

michele

awesome. also--was i the only one living in a cave who didn't know about anderson cooper? i should have guessed. he's too pretty.

Yo

Where is Sam Champion on this list? He is the most manly of meteorologists. I love nothing more than to hear about a hurricane as he stands on the beach getting whipped by the wind and rain and looking like he can weather any storm.

DianaCLT

Michele -

Anderson Cooper has never said he's gay, but many speculate he is. Whenever he's asked if he's gay, he just responds with something along the lines of, "I'm a reporter." He says that his sexuality has nothing to do with his work and it's nobodys business. I can respect that, but still? I just don't think too many heterosexuals would leave the question out there unanswered.

Wendi

I have to go with NPH, mainly due to the pictures/article in Out magazine. *Dreamy* Thanks so much for pointing me to that! Anderson Cooper is a very close second,though.

Robyn G

Oh, NPH, for Mascot, for President, for EVERYTHING!

Could I have more than one vote, plz? They would all go to him.

I don't really get all the Anderson Cooper love, really, but I will admit to having no idea Tom Ford was so yummy. What rock have I been living under?

Amie

As hot as these guys are, I'm gonna have to nominate Rupert Everett. Something about that man just really does it for me.

Kathryn

NPH!!

Anderson's cute and all, but he's not officially out, so despite not denying his gayness, I don't think he's qualified.

Snarky Amber

I only have eyes for NPH here. Well, one of those eyes may be wandering down to possibly gay Anderson Cooper. But I would never stray from my imaginary gay life partner, NPH.

'Mee

NPH. Moar Dr. Horrible, please. :D

Lori

1. Yay! Rick Mercer.
2. How did I not know/hear that he is gay?
3. and I've had a soft spot in my heart for NPH since middle school, so ... sigh

veronica

All totally hot - but NPH totally gets my vote!!!! He's just so freakin' cute and hot all at the same time!

AmyC65

My vote def is for NPH. However, pls add to list Graham Norton? so funny and cute. And Sam Champion is gay? for reals? Or is we speculating?

sweetney

You know what my vote is.

N.
P.
H.

ZOMG!

michele

thanks Dianaclt for the clarification! much appreciated.

Her Bad Mother

Lori - he (RM) doesn't trumpet the fact that he's gay, but he's acknowledged it publicly (in his book, for example) and has lived with his life partner for years.

Mouse

NPH. You know, for that parallel universe where a gay man and a lesbian somehow makes total sense.

Jeanette

NPH by a landslide!

tvaddict

NPH!!!!!

ivymae

Booooooo

Rufus Wainwright!

Ami

NPH Forever, and ever, and ever...

Sally

Oh you have to add actor John Barrowman. He plays Captain Jack the omnisexual time agent from the 51st century.

You know? From Doctor Who? And Torchwood?

Ya'll have no idea who I'm talking about do you? Sigh. I'll go drool over him all by myself in my sci fi geek corner.

Kristy

I do adore NPH, but I would also nominate Tom Filicia - formerly of Queer Eye - I can't remember the name of his new show.
And Clinton Kelly from What Not to Wear. They are both so adorable and so funny.

JennC

NPH, of course!

baltimoregal

NPHNPHNPHNPHNPHNPHNPHNPHNPHNPHNPHNPHNPHNPHNPHNPHNPHNPH

baltimoregal

...NPH!

heels

Mmmmmm....

Wait... what? Just one?!

Robyn G

Ooooooh, Clinton Kelly. Nice call, Kristy. I love, love, LOVE him.

Great. Now I'm torn.

How about Nate Berkus?

Katie Kat

NPH 100%. Hands down. DREEEEEEEEAMY!

But I agree, Rupert Everett should be runner up. ROWR!

Lindsay

I met Nate Berkus a few years ago, and he was GORGEOUS. That smile, those eyes... drool.

Katie Kat

OOOOO, wait! I just saw Nate Berkus added to the list... NOT FAIR! He's my super secret gay boyfriend hottie crush. DAMNS. Now I'm conflicted...

I'll still go with NPH because his adorable sense of humor makes him a double whammy!

Suzy Q

NPH, Anderson Cooper, Rupert Everett. Any one of those three would be just fiiiiiine.

jenny

NPH all the way! He's legen...wait for it...dary!! He makes me laugh til I cry.

Laura

NPH!!!!!!!!!!!!! SOOOOO DREAMY!

Bonnie

NPH for sure as our main man but can we still get Rick Mercer as our guy on the side? He is brillant and cute! Anyone out there who has not heard of him should check him out on You Tube.

Irma

Oh my heaven, Rick Mercer FOREVER. I would give a secondary vote to the delicious Anderson, but maybe he shouldn't be the Gay Mascot until he comes out of the closet. If, you know, he is IN the closet.

AJMick

Oh for goodness sake, like there's any question here! NPH, of course! He's out and adorable (and I still secretly hope that AC is straight... hey, a girl can dream... leave me alone!)

Ria

Rufus Wainwright!!!

Chicky Chicky Baby

Hands off, betches. NPH is MINE MINE MINE.

OMG i love him so much it hurts.

Jenny

Yep, gotta be NPH. He's cute, funny, and smart. And did I mention cute?

Rhi

NPH, FOR SURE. And, then if some reason he can't fulfill his Gay Boyfriend Duties, then Anderson Cooper.

kimm

Rupert Everett, omg. Please. Then maybe Anderson Cooper.

Sam

NPH. He's the only one who would be fun to be with once the looks went away.

jamiegp

Obviously NPH, but what office will Tim Gunn hold?

baltimoregal

Tim Gunn should be our gay uncle!!!!!

Queenie

Sally WAAAAAAAAAAAAY up there mentioned John Barrowman. OMG CAPTAIN JACK IS SOOOO HAWT I CAN'T EVEN TAKE MY FINGER OFF THE CAPSLOCK KEY BECAUSE IT JUST SO TOTALLY MELTED THERE BY THINKING OF BARROWMAN.

Sofia

Neil Patrick Harris. All the way. :D

kittenpie

NPH, all the way. He is adorable on so many levels! And maybe if Anderson Cooper were gay, maybe him, too. But since he's ambiguous, well, maybe he doesn't count? But to DanaCLTs comment, I dunno, he might just be someone who really feels strongly about being gay being okay, even if he's not, and not wanting to appear like he thinks it's wrong. I'd have a hard time answering that question for press, too, for that reason.




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