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Twilight Stars to Present at VMAs; Girl Shrieks Cause Permanent Hearing Damage Across Country

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Apparently when Robert Pattinson made his appearance at ComicCon a horde of girls went nuts and temporarily forgot that Edward is a character and Pattinson is an actual person. Who is not Edward. Thus, Pattinson got the Tom Jones treatment and All the Shrieking may have rendered him momentarily impotent, due to fear, and deaf.

MTV has just announced that Pattinson and Kristen Stewart, the girl who plays and is not really Bella, are going to present an award at the upcoming VMAs. Oh yeah - and that dude who plays Jacob will be there also.

(I know, it was supposed to be a love triangle but I could never wrap my head around a stanky werewolf, no, not compared to the leading male character. Just no. Damn this movie makes me feel old. HATE.)

MTV has not yet announced what award Stewart, Pattinson, and Taylor Lautner will be presenting, but bets are on that next year Stewart and Pattinson will nab the MTV Movie Awards' Best Kiss honor. If they don't, MTV better don riot gear to defend against the vicious onslaught of teenage fangirls who will rush the stage.







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