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Two Dicks Are Not Better Than One.

So here we are again. Another year gone by and I still have that empty feeling. Staying up on New Years Eve used to be fun. There was no question about it. Dick and the giant ball were the main attractions and it was pure, television gold. Now we have two Dicks sharing the same ball and it's hard for me to get up for the action. Here's what I propose...

Top-Played Songs of the '00s Paints a Bleak Musical Picture

 Most people I know sort of shrug their shoulders about popular music. Some of it is okay, very little of it is really good, most of it is lowest-common-denominator crap deemed fit for human consumption, like so much Grade D beef. A necessary evil of sorts.

New Year's Eve. Sequined Bodysuit. JLO. Cameltoe.

I feel like there's a haiku in there somewhere...

Jodifur's Top Stuff of 2009

So 2009, I hardly knew ya, and I'm really not going to miss you so much.  But here is the stuff I really loved in 2009.  Starting with....

Snarky Amber's Top Whatever of 2009

 And I do mean "whatever," because I give a big middle finger to this year, with the exception of these few things:

Stuff I Dug in 2009

Though 2009 is ending on a moderately high note for me (finished grad school yippee!), it was sort of a jerk most of the time. However, there were some bright moments, pop culturally speaking.

Amalah's Top Thingies of 2009, Hodgepodge Edition

At some point in the list-compiling process, I thought, "Self, I am pretty sure there is more to pop culture than television shows. Please try to diversify." Turns out I spent about 99.99999% of 2009 on the couch, consuming mah culture via the teevee or the computer. One time I went outside and saw a movie! All this, and nothing else, awaits you in the form of a handy numbered list...

2009 Was Ass-tastic!

The year is almost over and it wouldn't be proper to let 2009 slip away without identifying some of its most hideous trends, colossal mishaps and biggest disappointments. I'm pretty passionate about my list, so look away if you're in a good mood. Without further adieu, let the suckage begin.