Porn Stars Are Mommies Too

On Monday, Jenna Jameson gave birth to two babies boys who are both going to need serious therapy as soon as they are old enough to access porn on the internet.

Listen, I know I told you on Monday that I wasn't going to judge what people named their twins, but I have had a sudden change of heart.

Everybody - Jenna Jameson and Tito Ortiz (which is a freakishly fun name to say out loud. Seriously, try it Tito Ortiz, Tito Ortiz. Fun huh? It could used as a warm up exercise in Drama class. Say Tito Ortiz ten time fast!) named the boys Jesse (and I completely fine with that name) and Journey Jett.

Journey Jett Ortiz.

This guy should have no problem following in the footsteps of his mother. He won't even have to think of a clever name when he stars in the remake of Logjammin'.

Sure, it was a stretch, but without a good Lebowski reference what is the point in even writing about a porn star?

So, I guess congratulations Jenna and Tito.

And Journey Jett, don't cry. You will be eligible to change your name in 2027, or you could just go by J.J. Yes, I know all the old times will say "Dyn-O-Mite"! every time they see you, but I assure you it will be less painful than trying to get the other kids to stop laughing.

I've also thought of a third option, you could hang out with Bronx Mowgli Wentz and Nakoa-Wolf Manakauapo Namakaeha Momoa and seem perfectly normal in comparison.

Comments

[baltimoregal]

DUDE.
Also, nice Logjammin' reference! LOVE The big Lebowski.

[Matt Haverkamp]

Really how do you explain that?