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Giveaway WINNAH! Archie McPhee Unicorn Goodies

Archie_mcphee_what_would_a_unicorn_do_folder One week ago, I offered you the chance to win some totally awesome unicorn shit from Archie McPhee. Well, while there were many good suggestions of what a unicorn might do in a perilous situation (some were damn near short stories!), I have finished performing my Science and determined a winner of an unspecified number of Archie McPhee What Would A Unicorn Do? folders and an also undetermined number of Enchanted Unicorn Bandages!

That person also receives the ultimate glory of having his or her internet name and fantastic response published in this fine, sparkly internet publication. So, below the cut, you will find the winner, as well as another fantastic unicorn-related delight:


 Congratulations rockle!

rockle said...

a TRUE unicorn wouldn't have to do anything except NOD, because her army of cybernetic my little pony minions would show up and WORK THAT SHIT OUT.

if that fails, of course, then the unicorn would hit #R on her iphone (OF COURSE UNICORNS HAVE IPHONES! THEY'RE MADE OF MAGIC!) (the unicorns) (also the iphones) -- anyway, the unicorn would hit #R and rupaul would come.

what? rupaul is good for whatever ails you.


Rockle won this challenge using a very effective three-pronged method. First, she used profanity, which as you know, I LOVE. Second, she mentioned cybernetic My Little Ponies and iPhones, and I love both imagined and real Future Devices. Finally, Rockle invoked RuPaul, the most magical of beings. Basically, this comment was made of win, and so...she won! Rockle, we will be in contact so that we may send the Unicorn Express to your house with your fabulous prize package! Thanks to all who entered. You made my ass fall off from the laughing.

And now, your moment of zen:

Robocop_on_a_unicorn 

You can find more genius images like this at the Robocop on a Unicorn Flickr set. You're welcome.







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thank you thank you thank you. unicorns ftw!




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