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The Apocalypse Has Arrived. I Have Proof.

Middle-finger-of-the-apocalypse Here at MamaPop, we've been predicting the Apocalypse for a while now. Usually it's Heidi and Spencer who seem to be signaling the arrival of the Four Horsemen, but we're generally pretty equal opportunity about the portents. Heidi and Spencer, Nickelback, Miley Cyrus, Kanye West, Bacon Logs - pretty much all the entrails of pop culture are there to be read for signs of impending End of Days.

I think, though, that with this latest offering from the gossipsphere? We're facing evidence that the Apocalypse is upon us and that we are, all of us, without hope.

WARNING: you may throw up in your mouth a little.

I don't know. I could be wrong, but I think that when stray tampon strings become entertainment news, it's all over. Seriously. I'm just going to fling myself myself into the roiling flames of eternal hellfire now and be done with it.

Also, ew.







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Comments

shine

No. No no no no no no no no. How do I go back and un-watch that? Ew.

charlane

I must scrub my eyes now

LovelyLayla

Um.
I uh...
I need my mom.

Suzy Q

I did NOT need to see that.

theclevermom

That girl needs a cup.

margemayhem

She needs some serious wardrobe help. In the last few weeks, I've seen videos from that tour where 1) her vagina was "falling out," 2) she lost a big clump of her weave, and now 3) her tampon string is hanging out.

Three strikes: she and her wardrobe person are out.

Kate

Hmmm...that doesn't make sense. She's wearing pantyhose so it couldn't be a tampon string, right?

sarah

She could consider wearing PANTS, maybe?

Snarky Amber

I think what's gross is that a) this qualifies as news and b) that we live in a culture where menstruation is still OMG EW SO GROSS.

C'mon, y'all, roughly 50% of human beings under the age of 50 menstruate, whether we're pop princesses with questionable wardrobe choices or not.

baltimoregal

I agree- and yet I still don't want to see it.

shine

Yeah, I poop too, but I don't really need to show everyone on the planet when I do. Just sayin'. I have no problem with her being on her period. Happens to the best of us. But there's really no reason to let it all hang out, right?




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