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Beef Supreme: American Gladiator Coming to the Big Screen

Idiocracy_money Crappin. You. Negative. American Gladiators, the gold standard of spandex and foam and jousting and steroids, is going to be adapted into a full-length feature film.

According to the AV Club, no director or screenwriter has been announced yet. I smell opportunity, folks. I bet the MamaPop brain trust of writers and readers can come up with a kickass screenplay, full of, "GRRR" and "RAAAAHHH" and "IN IT TO WIN IT" and "WHERE'S MY 'PROTEIN SHAKE?'" and "I WANT TO THANK MY WIFE AND JESUS CHRIST FOR GIVING ME THE SUPPORT AND STRENGTH THAT I NEEDED TO NAVIGATE THE ZONK-A-STRATOR!"

The AV Club also brilliantly noted that this is just another step on our way to Idiocracy. I can't find a clip online of the Gladiators-esque "Monday Night Rehabilitation," which is how Americans in the very bleak and duh future punish criminals. I did, however, find a clip of Rehabilitation hero Beef Supreme emerging victorious from a pile of rubble. And, really, that's all you need to know.

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