
LOST Season Finale Open Thread! *SPOILERS for West Coasters, Beware!*
LOMGST!!!! Join us in comments here to *SPEAK FREELY* before and during tonight's season finale, without getting the smackdown from angry West Coasters!
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Richard lost his eyeliner. Beauty Emergency! Where's Amalah when you need her? Island proof makeup! STAT!
Posted by: Mrs. CPA | May 13, 2009 at 09:16 PM
oh sweet baby jesus on a biscuit, John Travolta with THAT mustache? FAIL!!!!
Posted by: Anissa Mayhew | May 13, 2009 at 09:16 PM
I hope Claire shows up in this episode.
Posted by: Maria | May 13, 2009 at 09:16 PM
WHAT? what is it? im too impatient for this show.
Posted by: Cassie Mcgraw | May 13, 2009 at 09:16 PM
$20 says its a bomb in the box. (Not nearly as exciting as a dick in the box)
Posted by: tutugirl1345 | May 13, 2009 at 09:17 PM
Well, I have nothing to contribute here. All I will say is WHOA or WHUH?
Posted by: Her Bad Mother | May 13, 2009 at 09:17 PM
did you see my previous comment? You and I are soulmates
Posted by: Anissa Mayhew | May 13, 2009 at 09:17 PM
me too. I've been waiting for an appearance from her all season.
Posted by: Cassie Mcgraw | May 13, 2009 at 09:17 PM
ROFLMAO!
Posted by: Anissa Mayhew | May 13, 2009 at 09:18 PM
Airline pilot dude got a lot hotter. INAPPROPRIATE. But true.
Posted by: Maria | May 13, 2009 at 09:18 PM
FYI, I has chocolate AND booze. I WIN!
Posted by: MamaPop | May 13, 2009 at 09:18 PM
Yup. John Locke = total dick.
Posted by: JennC | May 13, 2009 at 09:18 PM
I want to know if Walt is ever coming back
Posted by: Anissa Mayhew | May 13, 2009 at 09:18 PM
isn't that the guy that took Miles in the van and told him not to go to the island? did we ever figure out what that was about??
Posted by: Cassie Mcgraw | May 13, 2009 at 09:19 PM
FUCKING TEASE.
Posted by: Maria | May 13, 2009 at 09:19 PM
I am waiting for my husband to change his damn clothes already!!!!!!!!!!!1111111 I haven't started watching yet. It's paused on 9:00:01.
Posted by: Momo Fali | May 13, 2009 at 09:19 PM
so Richard visited Locke as a kid, Jacob visited everyone else?
Posted by: Anissa Mayhew | May 13, 2009 at 09:19 PM
OMG JACOB IS FUCKING EVERYWHERE
Posted by: MamaPop | May 13, 2009 at 09:19 PM
HOLY CRAP JACOB AT SAWYER'S PARENTS' FUNERAL. MY BRAIN CANNOT TAKE THIS.
Posted by: JennC | May 13, 2009 at 09:20 PM
Babeh Sawyer?
Posted by: Maria | May 13, 2009 at 09:20 PM
Maybe Locke's coffin is in the box?? I dunno if that would make sense though...not that anything on this show makes sense.
Posted by: Cassie Mcgraw | May 13, 2009 at 09:20 PM
That was VERY "glowing briefcase" from Pulp Fiction...it makes me stab-y to think we'll never see inside the box
Posted by: Anissa Mayhew | May 13, 2009 at 09:21 PM
[head explodes]
Posted by: MamaPop | May 13, 2009 at 09:21 PM
Comment twins!
Posted by: JennC | May 13, 2009 at 09:21 PM
Kate needs to FUCK off!
Posted by: Anissa Mayhew | May 13, 2009 at 09:21 PM
Holy crap is Jacob changing the past?
Posted by: Maria | May 13, 2009 at 09:21 PM
uh oh- here we go.
Posted by: Cassie Mcgraw | May 13, 2009 at 09:22 PM
Well look at the initiative on ol' Juliet!
Posted by: MamaPop | May 13, 2009 at 09:22 PM
LOVE Juliet.
Posted by: tutugirl1345 | May 13, 2009 at 09:22 PM
Juliet's a badass for a glorified OB/GYN
Posted by: Anissa Mayhew | May 13, 2009 at 09:22 PM
gurgle.
Posted by: MamaPop | May 13, 2009 at 09:23 PM
Because they couldn't have just ASKED to get off.
Posted by: Cassie Mcgraw | May 13, 2009 at 09:23 PM
I love the fact that Sayid is handling the nuke with gloves....and a tank top
Posted by: Anissa Mayhew | May 13, 2009 at 09:23 PM
I predict that Juliet is going to die like crazy in this episode.
Posted by: Maria | May 13, 2009 at 09:23 PM
OMG Richard Alpert I would bang you like a screen door in a Texas hurricane.
Posted by: JennC | May 13, 2009 at 09:24 PM
WHO THE FUCK IS RICHARD ALPERT ALREADY GODDAMMIT!?!?
Posted by: MamaPop | May 13, 2009 at 09:24 PM
How does Richard not remember meeting John when he was a child? the whole compass thing? or it hasn't happened yet?
Posted by: Anissa Mayhew | May 13, 2009 at 09:25 PM
ROFLMAO
Posted by: Cassie Mcgraw | May 13, 2009 at 09:25 PM
You know it, she's going down like a homecoming queen
Posted by: Anissa Mayhew | May 13, 2009 at 09:25 PM
HAHA! May I please depart the sub, sir? [insert sounds of machine-gun fire here]
Posted by: MamaPop | May 13, 2009 at 09:25 PM
I need some Miles and Hurley. This shit is hurting my brain.
Posted by: Maria | May 13, 2009 at 09:26 PM
"die like crazy" = POIFECT
Posted by: MamaPop | May 13, 2009 at 09:26 PM
He does. That's what he meant when he said he has been off the island to visit him and that he didn't seem that special.
Posted by: Cassie Mcgraw | May 13, 2009 at 09:26 PM
I think he remembers that, he said he visited him a few times?
Posted by: Maria | May 13, 2009 at 09:26 PM
Well that kind of goes without saying... I mean provided he isn't some kind of creepy spectre of death or something (which I have SO not ruled out yet, fyi)
Posted by: MamaPop | May 13, 2009 at 09:27 PM
I feel bad for Ben. Wah.
Posted by: Maria | May 13, 2009 at 09:27 PM
bahaha
Posted by: Cassie Mcgraw | May 13, 2009 at 09:28 PM
DAAAANIEEEEL!!! I MISS YOOOU!!!!
[ahem. sorry.]
Posted by: MamaPop | May 13, 2009 at 09:28 PM
GOD, Chris Pine is hot.
Posted by: Maria | May 13, 2009 at 09:28 PM
What was all the fuss on Twitter? I haven't watched ONE SECOND BECAUSE MY HUSBAND CAN NOT HURRY THE FRICK UP and you guys still haven't spoiled anything. And, I will still be confused when I FINALLY START WATCHING. Also, liquor is good.
Posted by: Momo Fali | May 13, 2009 at 09:28 PM
Walt got old, didn't you hear? Continuity FAIL.
Posted by: Her Bad Mother | May 13, 2009 at 09:29 PM
You guys all saw Star Trek, right? Cuz if you didn't THAT is what you need to be doing tomorrow night. for reals.
Posted by: MamaPop | May 13, 2009 at 09:29 PM
Dude, this is all coming together in a way that is BLOWING MY MIND. The symbolism is nuts. The whole thing is this giant chess game. I am now going to start reading way more into that theory than I should.
Posted by: KBO | May 13, 2009 at 09:30 PM
OH MY FUCKING GOD.
Posted by: MamaPop | May 13, 2009 at 09:30 PM
OH FUCK. FUCK FUCK FUCK.
Posted by: MamaPop | May 13, 2009 at 09:30 PM
OMG DID NOT NEED TO SEE SAYID'S WIFEY DIE.
Posted by: JennC | May 13, 2009 at 09:30 PM
oh HELL!!! Nadya, poor Nadya....OMG I cannot believe that just happened
Posted by: Anissa Mayhew | May 13, 2009 at 09:30 PM
Holy hell!
Posted by: Cassie Mcgraw | May 13, 2009 at 09:30 PM
Hi - wanting to join in! Why is it that Saiyd always has bad stuff happen to him - isn't he ever allowed to get laid? He is HAWT!
Posted by: mom23greatgirls | May 13, 2009 at 09:30 PM
It is not fucking possible to spoil this show because it is INCOMPREHENSIBLE.
Posted by: Her Bad Mother | May 13, 2009 at 09:31 PM
OMG That was some Meet Joe Black shit. NOOOOOOOOOO.
Posted by: KBO | May 13, 2009 at 09:31 PM
THAT was some fucking bullshit. Gonna have nightmares about that scene tonight. LOOOOST!!! [shaking fist at sky]
Posted by: MamaPop | May 13, 2009 at 09:31 PM
It's on the list. Now that all my shows are done for the year it's movie watchin' time.
Posted by: JennC | May 13, 2009 at 09:32 PM
OMFG WHAT????
Posted by: Her Bad Mother | May 13, 2009 at 09:32 PM
Leader!!
Posted by: Maria | May 13, 2009 at 09:33 PM
Richard must be one hell of a swimmer to be able to take himself and Eloise out of the underwater tunnel of fun
Posted by: Anissa Mayhew | May 13, 2009 at 09:33 PM
I don't know if it's so much the "tunnel of fun" as the "TUNNEL OF DOOOOM"
Posted by: MamaPop | May 13, 2009 at 09:34 PM
I'm pretty certain its unsafe to pistol whip a preggo chick.
Posted by: KBO | May 13, 2009 at 09:34 PM
HOLY FUCKING HELL THEY JUST SHOT SAYID.
Posted by: MamaPop | May 13, 2009 at 09:34 PM
OH FUCKITY FUCK!! Does THAT explain the skelaton in the van wearing the "Horace" jumpsuit?
Posted by: Anissa Mayhew | May 13, 2009 at 09:34 PM
Somebody was living with a bomb basically in their basement and didn't know it? Lucky it didn't go off.
Posted by: Cassie Mcgraw | May 13, 2009 at 09:34 PM
yeah i think they advise against that in the "What to Expect When You're Expecting On A Creepy Time Traveling Island" book.
Posted by: MamaPop | May 13, 2009 at 09:35 PM
What the eff? Jack is bustin' some caps.
Posted by: KBO | May 13, 2009 at 09:35 PM
DUDE.
Posted by: Her Bad Mother | May 13, 2009 at 09:35 PM
Aughhh!!!
Posted by: Maria | May 13, 2009 at 09:35 PM
I feel like you guys are all just a few seconds ahead of me :(
Posted by: Cassie Mcgraw | May 13, 2009 at 09:35 PM
The skeleton in the van was Roger 'Work Man'...aka Ben's Daddy aka Uncle Rico.
Posted by: JennC | May 13, 2009 at 09:36 PM
I really don't give a crap about the Terminator.
Posted by: Cassie Mcgraw | May 13, 2009 at 09:36 PM
DUDES.
Posted by: Her Bad Mother | May 13, 2009 at 09:36 PM
Oh shit dude. I kept thinking Horace would die.
Posted by: Maria | May 13, 2009 at 09:36 PM
Oh.
Posted by: Maria | May 13, 2009 at 09:37 PM
Okay, but didn't we see a Horace skeleton somewhere?
Posted by: Her Bad Mother | May 13, 2009 at 09:37 PM
DUDE. I know.
I think this means we need another shot.
Posted by: MamaPop | May 13, 2009 at 09:37 PM
Just enough time to get some ice cream.
Posted by: KBO | May 13, 2009 at 09:38 PM
Dammit, I really did think we saw Horace's decayed glory at some point. BOOOO!!
Posted by: Anissa Mayhew | May 13, 2009 at 09:38 PM