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Lauren Conrad, Beyonce Knowles, Jon Gosselin, and Mike Tyson: U R Doing It Wrong

Lauren_conrad_bangs Celebs make bad decisions!  I know.  This isn't that much of a shocker after we've seen Heidi Montag and Spencer Prat tie the knot and Megan Fox talking and Kanye West doing just about anything, but sometimes I think that they forget that they're in public.

For instance, do you want to know the story behind Lauren Conrad's signature braid across her forehead?  She's admitted that she keeps cutting her own hair into "...weird Girl, Interrupted bangs." This is really but a minor infraction, but LC, girl, you are the crowned queen of The Hills.  Don't you have a stylist? An agent? Brody Jenner?  Shouldn't you have someone that raps your knuckles for stuff like that?  Step away from the scissors, hon.

There is much worse, though. MUCH worse.  Take Beyonce Knowles, Mike Tyson, and Jon Gosselin, for instance.

Beyonce_knowles

I know that a lot of 80s fashion has been infecting mainstream fashion lately, but SHOULDER PADS and JUMPERS?! For shame, Beyonce.  Those shoulder pads make her look like she just stepped out of a Janet Jackson video circa 1986's "What Have You Done For Me Lately?"  And the jumper?  It speaks for itself, and it says "Oh hai, thanks for shopping in my mom's basement."

Mike_tyson And then there's Mike Tyson.  He married for the third time in Las Vegas over the weekend just two weeks after his four-year-old daughter Exodus died after an accident at home.  This is a tender subject, because his child's death is so recent, and I know that Lakiha Spicer, his most recent wife, has been of great comfort to him through his grief, but it just seems off to marry so quickly following the tragic death of one's child.  How is this sensitive to his son's grief, especially since he is dealing with the difficult matter of having been the one to find Exodus after the accident?  Unfortunate timing aside, though, I do wish him and his family sincere condolences on the loss of Exodus.  I cannot even begin to fathom their grief.

Kate_Jon_Gosselin And last we have Jon Gosselin.  I know that marriage can be hard, especially when you throw in eight kids and the pressures of an incredibly successful television reality show (Jon & Kate Plus 8), but he cheated on Kate on HER BIRTHDAY?  That's just mean.  I know that she is reportedly a stone cold bitch, but, dude, you are in public.  If you're going to try to run around behind her back, at least try to have some decorum.  Without her and her choice to physically put up with all this crazy baby-making, there wouldn't be free vacations and plastic surgery and whatnot.  You have to at least try to make it look like you're not a complete asshole, at least for the sake of your kids, kids who get to grow up with this neat little scrapbook of their early years called THE INTERNET.

People, it is called the media. They can see you.  Listen to your stylists, stop dressing like a linebacker, show some sensitivity, and be kind to your kids.

Of course, this is being said by me, a person who is just about to go off on her own self-haircutting assignment.  Shut up.  No one's paying for my mansion and a vacation in Cabo.







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Kiki

As far as the Mike Tyson wedding, did you not see the last episode of Grey's? Where Meredith explains why she has to get married TODAY even though Izzy "has the short-term memory of a carrot" and George's head isn't really head-shaped?

mj

I kind of like the first two. Like it's a relief to picture LC at home and bored with her hair and trying to make cute bangs. Although I've tried that braid and think maybe I have too many forehead wrinkles for it. And as far as Beyonce's wardrobe choices, if I had access to the clothes that she does I might go for something more adventurous too, even if it wasn't always flattering.

schmutzie

I really like the idea of LC hauling out the scissors to stave off hair boredom, too. I was never so good at camouflaging my experiments, though. I have to hand it to her.

As for Beyonce, shoulder pads are not adventurous. They are old and unflattering. In the 80s, I used to cut the shoulder pads out of my
sweaters and give them to my flat-chested friend to stuff into her bra.

mj

No, shoulder pads aren't exactly adventurous, but creating the shape of a transformer (http://www.tokyo-hot-av.com/News/233.html) with your jacket is!

ajnabi

Great. Now I can't get "I miss you mu-u-uch" out of my head. And that weird "V" thing Janet did with popping two fingers of one hand out of the other hand's fist that looked like time-lapse photography on a carrot sprout or something.

schmutzie

You got me there!

Karen MEG

Now that's what I call re-using at its finest ... shoulder pads as chicken cutlets!

I agree, the 80s called and want their look back...

julie

Re: Mike Tyson...
Apparently they got the marriage license only 30 minutes before the quicky ceremony.

I can only hope that the loss of his daughter made him refocus his life and he realized life is to short to wait another day.

LovelyLayla

I can only hope that the loss of his daughter made him refocus his life and he realized life is to short to wait another day.

Agreed. I don't understand why everyone is upset over this. I know it's Mike Tyson and he's done some crappy things in his life, and god knows how long the marriage will last, but I think after such a tragedy he deserves to have some happiness.

schmutzie

I agree.




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