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Top 5 Alternative Titles for Maguire Family Reality Show

Tobey_maguire_spiderman Are you living the dream yet? Yes you are, because Tobey Maguire's mother is going to star in her own reality show. Pack up your ambitions, planet Earth. Civilization has reached its zenith. Everything from this moment on will be embarrassingly anticlimactic.  Sure, we'll build a nanocarbon ladder to the moon one day, and eventually we'll devise robot bodies for those gaseous aliens from Jupiter.  But the high point of humanity? Dudes, we nailed it! Take down the tetherball pole and go home.

The show, to be called "Growing Up Maguire," will examine the daily lives of single mother Wendy and her son Weston, 15, as she works to shield her family from "the downside of the entertainment industry".  And there will be "plenty of action," because Weston enjoys motocross.  Keep reading to find out the best alternate titles I could come up with on the spur of the moment for this undoubted blockbuster of a show.

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2. DON'T

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4. THINK

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ms martyr

Um yeah. Starring on a reality show probably isn't the best way to shield your family from the entertainment industry.

Palinode

You caught that little ironic grace note, I see.

BaltimoreGal

What is this irony you speak of? Is it from the long time ago, in the far away?

Palinode

It was born of the fire, and yet the fire consumeth, it is not quenched.

And that's my heavy metal answer.

iambellaluna

Sure. It's like just anybody can have their own damn reality show now. I didn't even know TB had a little brother. Interesting.

PS. Isn't that title a direct rip off of another reality show called "Growing Up Gotti"? Unless maybe it's the same production company but still...pick a different name, mmmkay?

ozma

Just started a twitter #heavymetalanswers

ozma

Undeserved attention is not the downside of the entertainment industry. It is the entertainment industry.

By the way I'd like to hire you as a faculty member in my newly created Fame Studies Department.

Palinode

At Don DeLillo University.

ozma

Howdja know?

Sweetney

LOLing

kbl

I'm still laughing......awesome post!




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