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Former Child Star Says He's The Father of Michael Jackson's Daughter

Paris-jackson And it keeps getting weirder and weirder...

The godfather of Michael Jackson's kids and former child star Mark Lester believes that he is the biological father of Paris Jackson, and he wants a DNA test. He states that he gave his sperm as a gift to Michael so he could start a family, and that he totally believes that Paris is his. Y'all? This is never going to end. 

"But Miss B! Surely this can't get any weirder! I mean, who the hell is Mark Lester anyway?"

So glad you asked! Now if you'll allow me to drag out my old musical theatre LPs, I'll tell you who Mark Lester is and why this is just going to keep getting weirder until Bubbles the chimp starts signing that he wrote "Thriller" and aliens land and hey ho, let's go.

THIS is Mark Lester:

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Still no clue who he is? Maybe this will help:

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He's the grown-up little moppet from Oliver! As in "Please sir, may I have some more" and an all singing, all dancing child street gang! I'm shocked that you didn't know who he was, really I am. But all that aside, here's the real deal. This is never going to go away. Lester seems like an innocent enough chap, aside from jumping into this maelstrom, and here I go staring at that old picture of him and thinking "well, yeah, the mouth is really similar, could be, could be." And then I feel wicked dirty and need seventeen showers. But such is a post-Michael Jackson world.

MJ kept a lot of secrets, and every day more of them pop up. The paternity (and maternity!) of his children, (and I'm going to keep calling him "his kids" until proven otherwise,) is proving to be the biggest of the secrets, and man, I feel for these poor kids. Remember when they were always under masks and shawls? Anyone else think that maybe that wasn't such a bad idea? Because now they're everywhere, and it seems like everyone and their cousin is jumping out of the woodwork to say that he's the daddy. Lester's story seems as solid as anyone else's, though. I'd believe a good friend of Michael's would be more likely to be the sperm donor than, say, his dermatologist, who is also claiming to be the father of Prince and Paris.

We can speculate all we want, but nothing is going to be resolved and other men and women are going to go to the press and say that they sired MJ's kids all the days and into the nights until there's a DNA test. And then maybe, just maybe, all of this dirty laundry can be put away, Michael can rest in peace, and his kids can eek out some sort of normalcy in all this madness. It's doubtful, but one can hope, yes?

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mouthy_broad (michele)

so what if she is? being a sperm (or egg) donor does not make ye a parent. i think we all know the hard work is in raising the kids, not just giving them your DNA.

kyslp

Sperm truly is the gift that keeps on giving.

Fairly Odd Mother

Do you suppose that he's making this statement b/c he loves that little sperm who has (presumably) grown up to be Paris, and wants to be a positive addition in her life? Or, perhaps he just wants to get his hooks into some of that "Jackson fortune". I'm pretty sure that once you spooge into a cup and hand it off to someone to "create" a baby (or not), you've kind of given away any parental rights. At least, I hope so.

Jessi

Totally skeeved out by "...he gave his sperm as a gift to Michael..." There may be nightmares.

Naomi

Please sir, may I have another mealticket?

Liana

Yes, Miss Banshee, one can only hope. *sigh* Those poor children.




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