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Gossip Rag Wednesday: Kate Gosselin's Hair Strikes Back Edition

This week's crop of tabloids, released to the newstands just today, and sanitized for your protection.

People

Is it just me or is Kate's hair looking a little, err, less insane? Someone talked to her! Finally!

Intouch

UUUUUGGGGHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

OK 

I like the tasteful circling of Brad's abdomen here. Stay classy, OK!

Life-style

"Perky boobs"? ORLY? What, a diet high in watermelon?

Enquirer

Brad: "I aahhh... I need someone to fetch me some snacks... Can somebody order pizza? OH MY GOD CHEETOS I LOVE THOSE."

Star 

Oh all of this is just depressing. Yes, including Shania Twain getting married. SHE TOLD ME SHE LOVED ME. (sob)

Discuss.

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Comments

KBO

First of all, Kate G done got herself a real hairdresser and makeup artist, because she's looking real good these days. Dare I admit that I kind of actually *like* her now? She's all lady-power and shit. I just wish she would not to get back with douche-tastic manchild Jon. She needs to get her groove back. Maybe Jon Gone Wild chilled her out because you obviously can't control a dude rocking diamond studs and Ed Hardy on a motorcycle. Jon, you're so WILD! My whole point is that girlfriend might come out ahead on this whole deal. She could sizz on the spray-tan, though.

Brangelina? Meh. They bore me.

I hate how Jennifer Aniston is pitied by the media because she isn't married. She looks good and makes a lot of money and she doesn't seem like a total asshole. She's not pathetic, she's a badass. A dude in her situation is America's Most Eligible Bachelor. Total double standard.

KBO

Edited to correct horrendous non-English syntax: "I just wish she would not want to get back with douche-tastic manchild Jon."

mouthy_broad (michele)

I am right there with you on the double standard! it is a bunch of BS! boo to them. nobody pities george clooney.

and miscarriages shouldn't be tabloid fodder.

and grieving about the death of your child should not be tabloid fodder either.

and i think it is hysterical how much they like to talk about brad and angie "splitting" "on the couch" "weight gain"--so ridiculous.

Alyssa

How is it news that a couple who lost a child are "torn apart by grief"? Shocker.

Funny how the Brad Pitt drug rumors only start coming out after he went on tv and said he didn't do drugs... what a strange coincidence.

Brandi

Jon Gone Wild! Ha!

Brandi

Kate Gosselin is the new K-Fed. Who knew she was the normal one in that relationsip!

KBO

Yes! This is the perfect comparison. I hope she doesn't put on 40lbs and start wearing tall-t's.

Amanda of Shamelessly Sassy

I'm going to tell you a secret: I may or may not purchase a Team Kate tshirt. You know, to amuse myself and such.

Sils

I think it's funny that Angelina would force brad to quit using drugs... what with the rumors that have ciculated about her own drug use for years and years...

cindy w

I love the "In Touch" headline: "Katie Looks Miserable." Really? That's news? Girl isn't allowed to, I don't know, have a cold, or get a bad night's sleep and feel like crap the next day like the rest of us?

You know how Jennifer Aniston stays so thin? It's because she hasn't had any babies. Because nobody loves her. Pffft.

Alyssa

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

Thanks for that. I laughed really hard.

Sweetney

"I hate how Jennifer Aniston is pitied by the media because she isn't married. She looks good and makes a lot of money and she doesn't seem like a total asshole. She's not pathetic, she's a badass. A dude in her situation is America's Most Eligible Bachelor. Total double standard."

Truer words never spoken.

Sweetney

SECONDED.

sassystitcher

Hey People magazine...why is Jennifer Aniston dating my pretend boyfriend if, according to all the other magazines, she's clearly alone and sad with her perky bosoms? Conundrum! :)

MADVIV

My feelings are this: Too bad we didn't know Jon & Kate BEFORE they had the kids, their attitudes annoy me, if we were introduced to them before kids I would have soooo work shirts and carried signs that screamed "Jon & Kate DO NOT procreate!". They are idiots. I have no pity for either of them, just their kids who will sadly grow up to be selfish, unrealistic, run from responsibility, try to control everything and make millions of bad decisions...because that is all they know.

As for Jen Aniston, SHE IS SMART AS HELL!!! Why shoould she settle for anything less then she deserves? She looks great because she FEELS great! She is not tied up in some kind of relationship drama. She knows what she wants and when someone who meets her standards comes along, she will know it and settle down from there. She is not out whoring around or making a spectacle of herself, she is the epitomy of a calm, cool, collected lady in charge of her careers,health, & her heart! KUDOS TO YOU JEN!

I would comment on Brad and Angelina but they turn my stomach and make me want to puke so I wont bother!

Ginevra

plus one million.

jodifur

I really just want Jon and Kate to go away. Like for real. I don't care that Kate's lonely, I don't care that Jon's a total douche bag, seriously, I just want them both to crawl back into whatever hole they came from.

And does anyone else think it is odd we still talk about Brad and Jen and Angie? Wasn't this all like 17 hundred million years ago? It's like the press has some dog in this fight and the parties themselves let it go ages ago.

Okay, I clearly need more to do.

DianaCLT

Could not agree more.

Also...that pic of Angelina on the Enquirer doesn't even look like her. I guess...it's what an Angelina-Linda Evangelista lovechild would look like...perhaps...maybe??? Someone else is thrown in, too. Not sure who - but there's a third party in that supposed Angelina pic.

Trish

I hear that Kate is going to be on The View as a guest host. I can just imagine the rocket science quotes coming out of Kate and Elizabeth Hassleback. The fact that I even know these reality show women is galling.

tonya

Anyone notice that Kate is only wearing one earring in the People cover? Did they photoshop a wig on her and forget to put the earring back?

PomJob

Huh, you're right. You can see the post(?) of the earring, but not the dangly part. Photoshop FAIL, People.

Sonia

Amen sister......that's going to be painful. And you KNOW I'm going to watch it and torture myself out of morbid curiosity. *Hangs head in shame*




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