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Loch Ness Monster Found on Google Earth

Loch_ness_2_lg Even modern-day cryptids cannot escape the all-seeing eye of those blasted satellites. They're like the new paparazzi, snapping images of a pissed-off Bigfoot who's all, I'M JUST GETTING A GODDAMN LATTE. LEAVE ME ALONE.

Unbelievable, unconfutable evidence after the jump!

Nessie 

Photo from Google Earh OMFG we're all going to die

Anyway, there's not much else to say about this story. Jason Cooke, a security guard who clearly takes his securing-type duties very seriously, spent some time mucking around on Google Earth and found the above "compelling" photo of a...thing. Kind of oval-ish? With flippers? It is indeed in the waters of Loch Ness, and mostly resembles a 65-foot-long tadpole. Nessieologists believe this confirms that the monster is a plesiosaur.

Commonsenseologists say it's a poorly-rendered boat. Buzzkills. 

If your job is as exciting as Mr. Cooke's, feel free to obsessively monitor Latitude 57°12'52.13"N, Longitude 4°34'14.16"W. Lemme know if you see any naked people. That's always a riot.







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Sweetney

DUDE. DOOOOOOOOOOD.

I wonder if Google Earth could help those guys on Ghost Hunters... OR TO TRAP BIGFOOT! The possibilities are endless!

mouthy_broad (michele)

i like how that picture, fuzzy as it is, can "confirm its a plesiosaur."
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Commonsenseologists say it's a poorly-rendered boat. Buzzkills." snort.

ClearlyDemented

Looks like the reflection of a helicopter to me. But I'm pretty sure that thing to the left is a demon, waiting to steal my soul.

tadpoledrain

Oh man, I was all excited, and then I looked at the picture again and saw that the back corners are really sharp, so yeah, boat. Sigh.

(I mean, I didn't really think it was Nessie. Not... really. But it would be kind of neat if the photo looked more like a creature and less like a boat.)

(Also, what ClearlyDemented said. Whoever's on the Nessie-boat had better watch out for those shrieking eel thingies.)

Suzy Q

I thought it was a giant squid. Until you told me it's in Loch Ness. Now, I think it's TWO giant squids mating!

bd

commonsenseologists! HA!

indycitygirl

I think its Santa Claus sunning himself

Vicky

Looks like a giant squid to me. Except wait! Maybe it's Chessie just over from across the pond for a visit to Nessie. er. Whatever.

I've totally convinced my three year old that Chessie lives and it's not really the two bushes growing out of the salt pond that she initally thought it was.




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