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Another Former Child Star Joins List of Biological Parents of Jackson Kids

Macaulay_culkin Again, another Michael Jackson story that is so bat-shit insane that I'm just going to cut to the chase: according to a *making air quotes* source, the biological father of MJ's youngest son Blanket is none other than Home Alone star Macaulay Culkin.

Well if that's true then Macaulay should just take a number and join the long line of "humans" who are currently claiming to be biological parents of these kids.

Let's see. There's that guy Mark Lester who played Oliver who says his daughter looks exactly like Michael's daughter Paris (which, in tabloid world, is the same thing as providing DNA proof).

Then there's Claire Cruise who not only claims to be the biological mother to all three of the Jackson kids, but also Tom Cruise's son Connor (of course!).

Now, I must clarify that Macaulay Caulkin isn't the one claiming to be Blanket's biological parent, just some random source who popped up on a slow news day. Because I think that's what prompted this story: a slow news day.

Anyone care to wager who'll be next to be identified as a sperm/egg donor for the Jackson kids? My money's on Brigitte Nielsen and that Webster kid, Emmanuel Lewis.

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