Demi Moore Probably Just Wants to Make Us Laugh

Demi Moore is still insisting that she has never had plastic surgery.  After a recent article in the Daily Mail in which Moore claimed that her youthful looks are part of her incurable optimism and strong faith, people reacted in the way they react when someone claims that their Camaro is haunted by the ghost of Hervé Villachaize.

What I'm getting at here is that they didn't believe her.

I'm not comfortable with the idea of Demi Moore as an actor.  I'm barely prepared to accept that Demi Moore is a real person, and I have no idea if she spent $50,000 or whatever it was to get her knees all smooth, but I do know this:

Demi Moore has had plenty of plastic surgery.  Puh-lenty.

I don't need to go by the endless news stories that have appeared over the years in publications of high and low merit.  I just use that craziest of investigative tools: my eyes.  Shocking photos after the jump.

Here's Exhbit 1 in The People's Case For Demi Moore Is Full Of It:

From 1996's Striptease.  You can see here that there's no way Moore had surgery.  It's more likely that her tits are a natural source of Upsidaisium.

Inconclusive you say?  You need a point of comparison? How about this one?

I rest my case.

Comments

[tonya]

Suh-weet!

[rkmama]

Aa-oh, oh-aa.

[MOAM]

I almost choked on my pita chip .... brilliant!

[norm]

Whoa whoa whoa wait now. In Strip Tease those were stunt boobs.

[your neighborhood librarian]

How long have you been holding onto that Tony picture waiting for just the right moment? I have a Pearl Bailey that's sitting around waiting for me to have something to say about Cuba Gooding Jr.