Friday Drive By: The Week In Gossip

• Jon Gosselin sends away the family dogs.  Nice.
• Rumer Willis on seeing stepdad Ashton Kutcher naked.
• Octomom takes her eleventy children out for a picnic.  Try to wrap your brain around these pictures.
• Michael Moore releases a clip of his new documentary "Capitalism: A Love Story" (opens Oct. 2)
• Michael Jackson looked "absolutely fabulous" at burial; tribute concert a big flop (I'm pretty sure the last two months have been more lucrative to the Jackson family than the last two decades.)
• Gosselin nanny claims she had affair with Jon while kids were sleeping.  This just keeps getting better.
• Man-whore Colin Farrell to be dad again.  And check out that gray hair!
• Nicole Richie debuts post baby bod.
• First photo of Katherine Heigl's adopted daughter.
• Patrick Swayze loses his battle with cancer.  Try to watch this without getting teary.  Or doing hip shimmies.
• And last but not least.  If you're wondering what to get Mamapop for Christmas this year, wonder no more...

We'd also like a Kristen Stewart loofah.

Comments

[mouthy_broad (michele)]

i am very happy for katherine heigl and her husband. they look happy.

[AmyC65]

that shower curtain would scare the crap out of me if I got up to pee in the middle of the night.

[JellyBean]

why does the Octomom have one very white, red-headed child? It reminds me of a quiz- which one of these does not belong with others?

[Laurie]

My loathing for Jon Gosselin disturbs me because I dislike having any feelings towards him at all and am unnerved at their intensity. However, they are really helpful in that they displace so many other negative feelings that I might waste on people who have an actual role in my life.

What a tool.