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The MamaPop Pop Culture Confessional: WhiteTrashMom Edition

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Welcome to the MamaPop Pop Culture Confessional, where we receive confession of any and all pop culture pleasures, guilty or otherwise!

Today the original WhiteTrashMom herself, Michelle Lamar, has many pop culture transgressions to share in the confessional. We're not really sure how she has time to commit all these sins considering in addition to being WhiteTrashMom, she's also the editorial director of the new online magazine for women MyGloss, yet somehow she does it all.

Herewith, Michelle's not-so-guilty pop culture pleasures, in her own words:

1.Toddlers and Tiaras

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I keep telling my husband that Toddlers & Tiaras is highly educational!

In season one, I learned for the first time what flippers are.  Flippers are fake front teeth worn by girls in the tooth-losing stage of childhood, ages 5-9. The show also gives viewers important information about how to spray tan your toddler and the right way to use...butt glue.

 2. The OC

I have all four seasons of The OC on DVD.  You know other people do too, they just don't admit it.  I choose to believe in an alternate reality where Ryan, Seth, Summer and the rest of the cast are real people.  I want to live in the pool house.


3. The Real Housewives of New Jersey

Hands down, the BEST (meaning cheesiest) of the Housewives series.  I love the Housewives of Orange County BUT the Jersey Housewives are _to die for. _ I've been talking about my "bubbies" ever since I started watching the show and I'd love to party with those ladies. But they'd probably kick my ass.

4. Sabrina the Teenage Witch

I got hooked on this 90's sitcom when my daughters watched it. Melissa Joan Hart starred in it and while my kids have moved on, I love it.  Salem the talking black cat is awesome.  Salem used to be a warlock but was turned into a cat because he tried to take over the world.  So, being a cat is like prison but without the shower attacks.  Sabrina is WAY better than Bewitched, as far as witch TV goes.

5. Paris Hilton's My New BFF

I actually came away from the show liking Paris more and the people in the show LESS.  The potential BFF's are trainwrecks, I think a few of them are seriously unhinged.  The show is so bad but so good.

Runner Up

High School Musical movies. All of them. There is one on cable nearly every week and I have an 11 year old daughter so it's always on.  I mostly watch because I like Zak Efron's arms, but he's like 17 in real life. Does that make me a pervert? Since I could be his mother?

Wow, that Paris Hilton confession threw me for a loop. Michelle I demand twenty Bloody Mary's, I mean Hail Mary's and next time Paris Hilton's My New BFF is on, you MUST resist temptation. Okay gentle readers, it's your turn: what pop culture confessions are you willing to share this week?







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Comments

BaltimoreGal

I am a little ascared to see your eye candy!

tvo1991

For what it's worth, Zac Efron is 21, so he's fair meat. Don't ask me how I know that. I won't admit to it.

Anya

Does anyone have the guilty pleasure of "My Antonio"? I don't actually know when it is on - but anytime I run across it - I can't help but watch.

CK_Lunchbox

Poor Zach Efron. That kid is the biggest hunk of cougar bait since New Kids on the Block.

I'm holding out for High School Reunion Musical. In the 4th installment of the franchise the group comes together where we learn:

Troy drops out of college after realizing he's too short for basketball and becomes an insurance salesman. He and Gabriella marry, but divorce soon after when Troy learns she's been supplimenting their income by posing nude on the internet.

Chad goes on to play pro ball in Europe despite a history of drug use and a slue of paternity suits. He and high school sweetheart, Taylor break it off after graduation and she goes onto teach at MIT but is fired for having an inappropriate relationship a TA.

And it's no surprise that Ryan goes onto work on Broadway where he becomes a tranny. However, sister Sharpay starts an outreach program for Hollywood socialites after having a life-changing moment when half her face explodes in a freak botox accident.

Rumor has it that it's in development now.

Allison

So, I think Zac is actually legal. My *friend* {I swear it's not me. I go for Rob Pattinson jail bait any day of the week} looked into it.




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