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Is That an Animal Humping the Back of Your Head, or Are You Just Wearing a Kate Gosselin Halloween Wig?

Kate_gosselin_wig_1Kate Gosselin. Love to hate her or hate to love her, she and her progeny toddled into the paparazzi's eye with Jon & Kate Plus 8, and Jon Gosselin's dramatically sweaty, slutty, and cheezily-wardrobed exit from their marriage and the show has done nothing but excite the flames of celebrity. Kate Gosselin's sweep across magazine covers, internet celebrity sites, and television talk shows has stamped her and her stiff carpet of hair into our collective memory so firmly that her image is now set to invade one of America's most sacred holidays, Halloween.

Yes, you and yours can now play your best Kate Gosselin with the Eight Is Too Much wig for $12.99:

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Gosselin has received much criticism for her franken-hair — it's long! it's short! it's exploding out the back! — so, with her celebrity status at an all-time high, it was only a matter of time before someone glued a bad toupee onto a blond soccer-mom wig and pronounced it Kate.

I first saw the wig on The Ellen DeGeneres Show yesterday when DeGeneres showed it to Gosselin. Gosselin looked at the wig and expressed disbelief that her hair could resemble that strange, ragged lump of taxidermy. My heart went out to that poor, blind woman, because yes, Kate, yes, you hair does look like that. It really does.

You moms and dads out there could easily complete this Kate Gosselin costume by trick-or-treating with your own children plus a few neighbourhood kids. Throw an Ed Hardy shirt on a pot-bellied spouse, and you've got the whole set. Deny the kids water, and the effect is complete!







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Comments

iambellaluna

She couldn't believe her hair resembled the wig? Has she seen the side-by-side comparison yet? SPITTING IMAGE.

teh Duchess

If anything, the wig is an improvement on her normal party-in-the-front-business-in-the-back reverse fem-mullet since the wig doesn't have that baby bang flyaway straight down the center of her forehead.

Nancy from Fear and Parenting in Las Vegas

I saw her on the show the other night talking about the wig and I thought the same thing that you did. Does she not have a mirror?

Sweetney

And I thought I was already nauseous. I didn't know what nausea was, until seeing that.

Suzanne

Hilarious. Wish I didn't already have my Halloween costume. May have to pick one up for the hubs.

indycitygirl

Whats worse is I see allsorts of Kate styled hair these days!! I kid you not,the store where I work we do rabid Kate hair sightings.It keeps us amused,BUT,this is the deep south and we have a mullet alert going on too...The things I get amused by...




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