Five Things That Tell The World You're No Longer Cool
Okay, just one: you throw a SpongeBob Squarepants party.
No, I don't care if it was for your one year old, Ashlee and Pete. The kid turned ONE. He doesn't know his Squarepants from his Huggies.
Seriously. That's the beauty of the baby years: they don't know what the fuck they want, other than to be loved and fed and wiped. You could just sit around drinking tequila and singing Itsy Bitsy Spider and they'd be happy. So, yeah: why would Ashlee Simpson and Pete Wentz pick SpongeBob to entertain little Bronx? Really?
My guess? SpongeBob was Aunty Jessica's pick. He's single, right?
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A one year old doesn't need a thing except a tiny cake and a big box to play with. Seriously.
Posted by: Issa | November 23, 2009 at 12:18 PM
That goes for Halloween too. You can dress them up how YOU want to for only so long. I miss my tiny, blond haired Darth Vader girl still.
Posted by: Vicky | November 23, 2009 at 03:15 PM
I was thinkin' the same thing.
Of all party themes they pick SPONGEBOB? Gross.
But they named him Bronx Mowgli, so I shouldn't be that surprised.
Posted by: Cristin | November 23, 2009 at 06:00 PM
But I love Spongebob!!
Posted by: indycitygirl | November 23, 2009 at 09:49 PM