Gossip Rag Wednesday: RED ALL CAPS IMPACT FONT EDITION!

This week's crop of tabloids, released to the newstands just today, and sanitized for your protection.

 

They're so in love, they can't keep their gaping maws closed! And people, nothing says love like a googly-eyed slack jaw. FACT!

GRRAAAGHH!

 

Okay, in all seriousness, does ANYONE buy this Brad and Jen thing? And what exactly did Angelina do to deserve this sudden wave of hateration, huh? Was she spotted eating babies, kicking puppies (or, you know, vice-versa?)? What? I R CONFUSED.

 

Tears, Joy, Drama, Fake Tans and Slutastic Clothing Selections: A Very Kardashian Baby Shower.

"No New Marriage Deal"? What, are they negotiating their marriage with lawyers on a yearly basis, and the deal fell through this go round? Is this some kind of freaky Scientology thing? Also, did they shop the crap out of Suri in this photo, or is that just me (and WHY? WHY???)

 

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the single best thing that's happened all year.

No, I'm completely serious here.

What?

Previously on Gossip Rag Wednesday...

source

Comments

[TasterSpoon]

I take no issue with JD, but 110 seems like an awful lot of hottest guys to squeeze into a single photo spread. You can't ogle a postage stamp.

[clarabella]

Why is there spanish moss growing on Brad Pitt's chin? What gives with the gross facial hair, guys?

[Deb on the Rocks]

Why does Suri look like that? Are they trying to make her look like a creepy alien child with fake human eyes? And Katie looks like a wartorn refugee. Though that may be accurate.

[b]

wondering why jen anniston has a "new" bikini body every 3 months. is this a reference to that "baby bump" a few weeks ago? b/c I couldn't see that bump with a magnifying glass.