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Sarah Jessica Parker Speaks For None Of Us

Sarah-Jessica-Parker-Elle-Magazine-December-2009 Remind me to never to eat the cupcakes at Sarah Jessica Parker's house, because, seriously, when she says shit like this:

"I love the smell of diapers; I even like when they're wet and you smell them all warm like a baked good..."

... it makes me kinda never want to go near baked goods again.

I mean, I love babies as much as the next person. I've made two of them myself. But their shit? Maybe smells like rancid cream blended with rotting hay bales, at the best of times. Baked goods? Not unless you're icing your cakes with meconium shits. 

So, yeah. Maybe don't eat from the pastry tray next time SJP has you over for a play date. I don't care how cute those twins are. If SJP is confusing their diapers for the cupcakes, she's on better meds that I am.

Which, on second thought: maybe do take her up on that playdate. And get her psychiatrist's number for me.

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Comments

jana

This says wet, not sh*tty? Not that I want to smell them wet either...

iambellaluna

*blech*

Somehow I don't want to eat that chocolate frosted cupcake from the lunchroom anymore. Thanks for that.

Her Bad Mother

Wet, shitty: NEITHER is a good reference point for baked goods.

Renee

So SJP found a way to let everyone know her kids' sh*t doesn't stink. And Gwyneth is FURIOUS she didn't think of it first.

I really hate celebrities.

Sally Says

I know you're all going to think I'm insane, but I remember those very early (like newborn) diapers, combined with that powdery diaper scent to be very sweet smelling. I'm not kidding.

My husband used to say (very righteously) that he loved his babehs so much that their poop didn't stink to him. Then they started eating solid foods... and he couldn't be so righteous anymore.

BaltimoreGal

I nominate Renee for comment of the week.

Angela

Oh ho ho! NOW we know the real psychology behind hollywood thin-ness! They're brainwashed into thinking tasty foods smell like poop!

While tempting, possibly, as a dieting measure...eh, I'll pass on this brainwashing job. Cause ew.

Yvonne

I agree with Baltimore Gal, Renee wins comment of the week.

Yvonne

I agree with Baltimore Gal, Renee wins comment of the week.

Amanda B

You seem to have forgotten that her babies also fart sunshine.

MamaKaren

As I scrolled down to read the comments, the Starbucks ad flashed up the Via-frosted cupcakes.

Count me in on voting for Renee as comment of the week. Not that there is any voting. Or that my vote would count for shit. Or a SJP cupcake.




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