The Hasselhoffs Had a Rough Weekend (or God Hassles the Hoffs)

I don't care how much your family pissed you off during the holiday weekend, you should have been giving thanks that your last name was not Hasselhoff because those guys had a terrible weekend.

On Saturday David Hasselhoff was hospitalized after having a seizure. Sources say that it was most likely an alcohol related seizure and it isn't the first time this has happened.

Later that night, the Hoff's ex-wife, Pamela Bach was pulled over for a DUI.

It was Bach's second DUI this year. This time her blood alcohol was over twice the legal limit.

I once had a roommate that got into so many car accidents on holidays that it just became her policy not to drive on any day in red on the calendar. I think next Thanksgiving weekend any current or formerHasselhoff should really consider holing up in a panic room or something, just to be safe.

Both David Hasselhoff and Pamela Bach are recovering alcoholics.

I would make a joke here but there really isn't anything funny about alcoholism.

Except this.

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