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Breaking News: The Entire Cast of Twilight Is Gay

Robert_pattinson_taylor_lautner_kiss  Heh. Not really. Well, I don't actually know for sure, but it's statistically unlikely. Nevertheless here's the latest in Twilight-related gay rumors:


Taylor Lautner, who has been romantically linked to Taylor Swift, is probably the newest member of the Twilight Cast Members Who Are Totally Gay Club. In an interview with Rolling Stone, the interviewer tried to trick Lautner into coming out:
    ”…As a young person trying to figure out his sexual identity in the world,” the mag continued.
    “OK. I see where you’re going,” he said during the interview. “Interesting choice.”
    “It is a possibility,” the mag said.
    “There’s a lot of rumors out there,” Taylor said.

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this picture is 'shopped. I can tell by the pencil lines. 

This is only the latest in a slew of Twilight gay rumors. Earlier this summer, every other week Kristen Stewart was romantically linked to Robert Pattinson as you may know since you apparently have an internet connection. However, on several off weeks when the press got bored with that story, Stewart was rumored to actually be canoodling with on-screen adversary Nikki Reed, who plays Rosalie. 

There are even rumors that RPattz is gay, too, though knowing and loving many gay men, I know there's not many who would tolerate his rumored lack of hygiene.

There's so much confusion and fascination about the sexuality of the Twilight stars, that a blind item which traveled around the gossip circles last week created some confusion of its own:

"We’re not even sure why the magazines keep pushing it, but this couple who are said to be romantically involved, are actually anything but. Sure, they’re having fun playing with the press, but it’s mostly because they are told it would be a good marketing strategy for their career. Everyone around them knows however, that they are just good friends, not lovers. One in all the media buzz is actually rumored to swing the other way."

Other than the 10 people who are still stuck on the Jake-Gyllenhaal-is-gay-and-Reese-is-a-beard jag, most people agree this refers to Twilight twosome Robert "Stinky Sparkly" Pattinson and Kristen "Smiling Makes My Face Hurt" Stewart. But with the entire cast swirling in an eddy of potential gayness, which one swings the other way? WHO CAN SAY?

Anyway, they say once the gay rumors start, you're really an up and comer in this business we call show. Congrats Twilight kids — looks like you've made it.







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Comments

Kelly

I really really like the photoshoped drawing. That way I could be Team Edcob or Team Jaward. Half naked teen hardbodies just everwhere! - Damn, I am old.

shannon

Who ever drew that - cant find a source for the image in the post - is really good, it takes talent to be able to draw a persons face that well.

Snarky Amber

@shannon I'm pretty sure that's not actually hand-drawn, but rather a Photoshop of the two from separate near kiss stills with KStew, given a "sketch" effect. I could be wrong, but I rarely am. ;)




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