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Deliver Us From Paris Hilton's Wild Kingdom of Hell

Paris_hilton_thumbnail Paris has discovered a new animal hybrid. It's like if you spliced together a cheetah, leopard, tiger and giraffes. Truly, I think we need to get Jack Hanna on the horn:



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Aside from the mythological mutant beast that inspired her dress's print, these accessories look as though she she sent her stylist back to the 60s to The Sonny and Cher Show's wardrobe department, with a brief stopover in Joan Collins' Dynasty dressing room for the sunglasses. But, seriously, dudes—please observe that HEADBAND. You know she paid hundreds for it, yet it looks like something your six-year-old might make at a summer day camp, complete with puffy glitter paint around the "jewels." 

Oy to the vey.






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