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Friday Combo Platter: Amber's on Nitrous Edition

Friday_combo_platter From Wikipedia: Nitrous oxide, commonly known as happy gas or laughing gas, is a chemical compound with the chemical formula N2O. At room temperature, it is a colorless non-flammable gas, with a pleasant, slightly sweet odor and taste. It is used in surgery and dentistry for its anesthetic and analgesic effects. It is known as "laughing gas" due to the euphoric effects of inhaling it, a property that has led to its recreational use as a dissociative drug.

It also has hilarious effects on email threads.


Goon Squad Sarah: If you get a chance just click on my kirtsy link. http://www.kirtsy.com/story.php?title=nine-reasons-i-am-not-going-to-see-new-moon-in-the-theater MWAH!

Karen Sugarpants: I stumbled that and put it on Reddit too. :)

Miss Banshee: Ooooh, I have a post to pimp, I mean, do what you want, but it's probably the hardest thing I've ever written, and it would mean a great deal to me if y'all read it. http://missbanshee.typepad.com/missbanshee/2009/12/the-oprah-story.html

Goon Squad Sarah: Stumbled and Kirtsy'd my friend. It is a great post.

Miss Banshee: Just stumbled too Danielle.  Beautiful. I tried to comment but I don't think it went through..

She Likes Purple:
It is a great post. I loved it. I have it up in my own personal blog's post of the day section, so you'll get like three extra views that way, but I was really blown away by it.

SnarkyAmber: While people are asking favors, can y'all pimp my gleecap for me? I'm going to be hopped up on nitrous when it goes live. I'm getting a plantar root and scale. Popping my Valium now.

Karen Sugarpants: Abso-root-ley. :P Oh God I think I need a Valium too. Please to stumble this, lovelies? http://www.mamapop.com/mamapop/2009/12/creepy-sculpture-dude-molds-brangelina-forever.html

Sweetney: DONE! I have been big pimpin' most of the day, so I'm gonna pimp le gleecap in a couple hours, word?

Schmutzie: And I will pimp Gleecap after I come back from work!

Sweetney: Stumbled!

Palinode: Frozzlawed! That's a new social networking site I just established between me, my office phone, my cup of cold coffee and a pamphlet on auto insurance.

Adam P. Knave: Oh, I thought that meant you added it to redtube...

Out-Numbered: YES!

Schmutzie: Aidan wins.

Out-Numbered: I posted it on Craigs List.

Adam P. Knave: I tatoo'd the posts on your mom.

Out-Numbered: I don't want any of you to pimp shit but if you want to see me get my ass reamed by my daughter, you can watch this... http://www.outnumberedonline.com/2009/12/lost-sessions.html

Palinode: You don't make it sound too appealing, but I'm going to assume that you aren't being literal here.

kdiddy: The aristocrats!

Palinode: Holy shit, that video is hilarious.  Your daughter is like late-period Morrison reincarnated.  But without the gut and the outrageous drug problem.

Miss Banshee: And it's KDiddy from the 3 point line!

Palinode: Is that a basketball reference or something? I don't know that stuff, but I can make up sports talk. She's at the 3 point line, but then, ooooooh, it's frozzlawed!  No one's coming back to this stadium again, folks.  Not without hazmat suits.

Goon Squad Sarah: Oh my God. She is little me. I never let my guitar players give me shit either. The singer is the most important. Duh. (I love it when she stomps off stage)

SnarkyAmber: I am reading all your emails on nitrous and it's the most awesome thing ever. Also it took mr ten minutes to compose this response and yes I am still in the dentist chair.

kdiddy: Woohoo nitrous! Pink elephants! Rainbows! Unicorns! Hearts! Stars! Clovers!

Her Bad Mother: Well, if we're all sharesies and shit... this is my soul-baring for, like, the year. Or my life. Or, eternity: http://herbadmother.com/2009/12/of-shoes-and-ships-and-sealing-wax-and-hoarding-stuff-and-things/

Jodifur: I'm home w/ a "sick" 4 year old who picked wall e to watch.  I never liked wall e to being with, and know I can't stop thinking about Catherine's hoarder post.  (which was a great post, but now I REALLY don't like this movie.)

Jodifur: ha!  I just mentioned this post.  AT THE SAME TIME.  Jinx, or something.

Miss Banshee: I just got my xmas prezzie: a black Slanket with skulls on it. I WEEP FROM TEH AWESOME.

SnarkyAmber: Ok... Next MamaPop summit? We need a nitrous tank. That shit is awesome. It's my first time, can you tell?

Miss Banshee: Amber, please tell me you're not riding your bike home. DO YOU NEED FIRST AID!?!!!?!

SnarkyAmber: My husband is picking me up. On a unicorn.

Sweetney: I big pink puffy heart this thread.

Karen Sugarpants: Please to pink puffy heart Amber's post & stumble: http://www.mamapop.com/mamapop/2009/12/gleecap-sectionals.html

Out-Numbered: 'm listening to the Mamapop playlist right now at work and I feel happy. Good times.

Karen Sugarpants: I listened to it today too - you guys have wicked taste in music.  Love.

SnarkyAmber: I am no longer on nitrous and that makes me sad.

Adam P. Knave: Anyone else heard about this: http://www.guardian.co.uk/music/2009/dec/08/tom-waits-hobbit

Sweetney: Umm no, but oh please let that happen.

Adam P. Knave: Seriously. Though I would have to root for the dragon in that case.

Goon Squad Sarah: That sound you just heard was my head exploding.

Miss Banshee: I'm sorry, I just passed out.

Adam P. Knave: Now all we need is Nick Cave as Gandalf. That'd be such a swingin' Gandalf.

Sweetney: Iggy Pop as Gollum!!!!

Goon Squad Sarah: John Lydon could be Sam. Wait, is he even alive in The Hobbit?

Adam P. Knave: Tom Petty as the Mad Hat... wait.

Karen Sugarpants: Christopher Walken too. I don't know the Hobbit but Walken belongs in everything. He's like garlic.

Adam P. Knave: Walken can play Bilbo. "Now... now you look here, I don't got anything in my pockets."

Sweetney: have i mentioned lately, in overly gushing tones, how much i love you people?

Adam P. Knave: If by "mentioned you love us" you mean "Told us you want to use us as a harem and do unspeakable things to us" then you totally have and it's awesome.
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At MamaPop, we generally aim to please and bring you, our dear readers, the best pop culture...stuff, delivered with the flair that is our general insanity. But, we're a mouthy bunch and sometimes we piss people off. People like "denise," who was none too happy about Goon Squad Sarah's dismissal of the new Twilight movie.

ewww you make me sick. your reasons are so pathetics. i can't believe you wasted your time to make this crap. we don't give a shit about what you think. don't go to see , nobody will miss you there kristen 's perfomance in aventureland had been praise by all credible reviews and the film is among the 10 best movies in 2009 by the new york times. so keep your opinion in your.... dumbass

Upon reading this, we had a quick meeting and agreed that we should follow this advice and keep our pathetics opinion in our.... dumbass from now on.







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Keli

It is my goal to say "keep your pathetics opinion in your....dumbass" sometime today.

Hopefully while I'm still at work.

mouthy_broad

i am with kelli.

mouthy_broad

sorry, keli.

Fawn Amber

bwahahaha...i love you people, too. Oui.

jodifur

Wow, was my comment full of typos. Thanks for reminding me to proofread.

Then again, I was cuddling aforementioned sick kid, so I was typing one handed.

rebecca

Once again, I am blown away by the sheer genius of Twilight Superfans. :)

Friday Combo Platter is the highlight of my fridays...it is like eavesdropping on the cool kids table...

Suzy Q

Were you mashing on the Sparklevamps, Sarah? For shame!

Here, have a cookie.

iambellaluna

Stupid Twilight fangirls.

And also, can I Frozzlaw that? It's always been a dream of mine to social network with an insurance brochure. Ahmazhing.




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